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darf

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

darf Joined 1st Apr, 2012 · Offline

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  • 58 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

    2 comments · 258 views

  • 65 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

    Read More

    6 comments · 700 views

  • 94 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

    12 comments · 596 views

  • 97 weeks
    L-game

    Thing

    3 comments · 545 views

  • 99 weeks
    commissions

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
    - No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

    1 comments · 424 views
Nov
1st
2020

large hard-on collider · 10:15am Nov 1st, 2020

when i write a poem
the world ends
with the energy of a
malfunctioning garbage disposal

the same water jesus rides to work
designates our planet a ridiculous paradox
a superfluous apostrophe

in an interstellar venue
we are the water-planet
worshipping a sun god

a day's length:
an inappropriate tool for
polishing bone

it was dark and
perpetual when i wrote this
the neighbourhood was exploding

Report darf · 214 views · #poetry #personal #pointless
Comments ( 2 )
Tuume
Tuume #1 · Nov 1st, 2020 · · ·
Reply

This was good. It was a fun bit of imagery. Thanks for sharing.

zeev
zeev #2 · Nov 13th, 2020 · · ·
Reply

I like haiku:

I have a business
Installing styrofoam nuns
Fuck a fruit basket

-DJO 2012

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