Appropriately enough for a post between Black Friday and Cyber Monday, we’re focusing on one of the most blatantly toyetic parts of this generation of pony, the Guardians of Harmony mini-mini-series. Which is to say a short series of short stories; there are six of them and each is only eight pages long. Between that and how they come together into a single storyline, I’ll be doing all of them in a single blog.

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Yep, y'all read that right on tha' money. If ten'a y'all comment somethin' on this here blog post, rain 'r shine, sleep deprived 'r not, Gamer Script (Boy is it weird ta' call 'im that.) will write the next chapter of his long hiatus story, The Guardian. He's had the idea fer' a lil' while but he's been lackin' in motivation. So, 're y'all gonna give 'im that fire under him 'r are ya' gonna wait another month 'r three? Consider this a bit of a challenge from

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(So, it turns out this chapter has a bit of controversial subject talked about. Just a heads up.)
And we continue our (less than) exciting expedition into the world of a murderous angel.

Last time, Cameron concluded that Gabriel was going to attack a prayer meeting, and Kirkland lost it, threatening a handcuffed man with a gun until the man said he didn't want to die.

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In the previous chapter, we had the police get in a shoot out with a priest. Said priest had a machine gun and strapped dynamite to himself. After reaching the roof of the church, he blew himself up, taking out a helicopter that blew up as well in the process.

What's going to happen next? Read on to find out.

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I just got word of the cast of the upcoming My Little Pony A New Generation, and I can not believe they have Sofia Carson! As you Little Pony Legend fans may recall, I picked Sofia Carson as the “voice” of Chrysalis in The Guardians of Harmony. Or at least, she would have been if I had the money… and if I owned MLP and LoK, but you get the idea. I can not believe Sofia is actually going to be part of the Pony family!

Did I predict the future?

Just keep readin'. Just keep readin'.

Last time, our killer angel, Gabriel, went after Christina in her home, only to be stopped by Cameron. He then used his powers on a woman named Tammi, who tried to seduce Father Stephen, then killed herself in front of him when that failed.

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Life goes on, and so do we. Just how we do it is no mystery.

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Another day, another chapter. Last time we had: a confessional that experienced two biblical plagues; a priest who died of shock from said plagues; and a nun that doused herself in gasoline and set herself on fire.

And to think that is all a step down in amount of destruction from chapter 2.

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Drunk on rum and high on edible candies, I churned out this weird-AF story. Like, what?!?!?!

TRarity Listens to Redbone

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Random
• Slice of Life
• Thriller

Rarity is a fan of the only Native American band to have a top-five hit. Huh, who knew? Also, Twilight kidnaps a bunch of young ponies for really creepy but stupid reasons.

• Twilight
• Rarity
• CMCs
• Cake Twins

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https://www.fimfiction.net/story/380788/rarity-listens-to-redbone

I don't know how I even started listening to Guardians of the Galaxy: Awesome Mixtape Volume One" in the first place. But I did, and now I have this weird monstrosity to show for it.

I simply leave it hither:

Greetings everyone, Thule117 here, just wanted to make a few announcements regarding my story going forward. Particularly how I plan to handle the lore of the coming Doom Eternal. As some of you are likely aware, ID Software has stated that they plan to do a bit more storytelling with Doom Eternal and expand on the lore of the Doom universe. Now, as to what that means for Guardian my plan is quite simple: I'm largely going to ignore it. I know I probably do not need to tell you all this,

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No new chapter today. Doing something a little different.

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Welcome back to the ten or so of you who are following along. Time for another chapter. Well, chapters. With how short they've been and how little's been happening, I'm going to start combining them for some.

In our last chapter, it was noticed that there had been a sudden rise in members of the clergy either committing suicide or dying mysteriously. Now, the chief has ordered Kirkland to investigate.

Let's see what clues he picks up as we get into chapter five.

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Welcome back to another chapter look through of Lia Scott Price's The Guardian.

In a our last chapter review, we were finally introduced to the mysterious man in black responsible for the deaths: Gabriel. Gabriel convinced a grieving Lupe to let him help her be free of the pain and go to a better place by stabbing herself in the stomach with a butcher knife.

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Greetings all, by necessity this will likely be short to avoid spoilers. But first! Some appropriate music (apologies I couldn't find this song with pony cover art).

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Addendum: After much thought, and consultation with fans, I have submitted to taking the lyrics that precipitated this message down after finding a workaround that somewhat addressed my concerns. However, I am leaving this blog up as it still encapsulates my feelings on this matter, and addresses what I believe is something we fanfiction writers should address. In addition I still encourage people to write the moderators and ask that they consider modifying the rules in a manner that will help

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Y’know, in the last few months I’ve heard a number of people talk about how the fandom’s dying, especially with the rumor that the show is nearing its official end (Is that still a rumor? Nobody’s confirmed it yet?). While I acknowledge that the fandom has shrunk in the last few years, I for one do not think it will ever outright die. I suspect FIMFiction will be around for a good long while. Just look at other fandoms that are still around.

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So some of you have been wondering what happened to me? The short of it is that I’ve spent most of the summer in crippling pain. Several months, four doctors, a pile of medical bills, and a boatload of stress and anxiety later, I’m back to normal. With luck, it’ll stay that way.

And no, I’m not going to talk about it any further.

Today’s edition of Badfic Slaughterhouse features:
–Luna dancing on a pipe organ.
–Big Mac punching Blueblood. Repeatedly.
–Trixie being showered in spit.

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Man, has it really been a year since my last blog? Geez, I am lurking hard.

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