I finally hit that magic number of 300 (insert obligatory "This is Sparta" reference here). Honestly, I never thought I could get to this level. I thank all of you who ever bothered to give me the time of day. For real, I love all of you for giving me a chance, and I hope I continue to live up to whatever expectations I set for you. I couldn't have gotten nearly this far without your support. Seriously, from The Coffee Trilogy, to Twilight Sex, to LBS/LCS, AI, The Alicorn Curse,Crime Pays, and

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Rest in Chaos is a story that really seems to fire up the dramatic reading impulse for some reason. I think it's because it's short and sweet. Just Dodge! is also a dark comedy about Discord, with almost exactly as many views and likes, as well as way more comments, but it's also about six times the length. No wonder then, I suppose that Rest in Chaos has just received another dramatic reading. How many is that now? Four? Five?

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"It's time for me to send Starlight Glimmer away!"

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And I have to wonder...

Obviously, most of that 36 pages worth of My Little Pony Dick Sunset is already out, but several of them are fresh. At least to you guys. Not to me. I've been sitting on them for a long time and they are starting to smell. I'll try to get them aired out. Eventually.

Stay classy.
-Fuzz

This piece of wisdom is from the phenomenal artist, Pencils.

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And I have a new chapter that's juuuuuuust about ready. Like, the material is all there, I just really don't have too much time to edit it. I mean, I'm still going to be doing it, and I'm working on it as we speak, it's just that, between my new kid and my new job, it's taken forever to get even to this point.

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In the next few days (that's the plan) I'll be putting out part 3 of "The Land Primeval" [FanFiction - DeviantArt]. For those who don't know, this story is inspired by old movies like "The Lost World", "Journey to the Center of the Earth", and the game "Primal Rage". It features an intrepid team of explorers going into a land that time forgot and their harrowing

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Hey everyone. Not sure who really will see this.
But.
I have had reasons for my long absence from FiM Fiction.net.
None of you really know why, but I'll explain that in a coupe seconds, depends on if you skip over this tediously boring intro and get to the juicy bits of this blog.

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Yes I have finally became a higher being.

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Some of you may have heard of an event that happened here in Alaska. This event occurred on November 30. The event I am talking about was a large earthquake. Listed as a 7.0 magnitude earthquake, it happened only seven miles out of Anchorage, and it was the largest one I've faced in the years I've lived here. I've lived in Anchorage since 2012 or 2013. This was baffling to me. Almost everything I had in my room was off its shelves, save for a handful of things.

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1 year, 1 month, 3 days.

When I first got into the MLP community, one of the first things I watched was Friendship Games. Sure, the pacing and logic slips a little, here and there, but it made up for that in its imaginative imagery and musical numbers, as well as the sheer emotional resonance it had with me. It really shouldn't surprise anyone in this fandom that I was a sensitive lad, and got bullied pretty hard all through Middle School. So, seeing the crap Twilight put up with felt very real, at least to me.

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I wrote a story about Cadence and Twilight Velvet!

Okay, that's not surprising.

I wrote a story about Cadence and Twilight Velvet where they don't have sex!

ETrains, Tesseracts, and Alicorns

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Slice of Life

Twilight Velvet and Princess Cadence struggle with a long train ride, a natural disaster, a portal to oblivion, and their own awkward relationship. Which challenge will be most difficult? That last one.

• Cadance
• Twilight Velvet

Captain_Hairball · 6k words  ·  71  5 · 1.1k views

Been working on this one for a while. Lovingly written, as always. Take. Read. Its good I promise.

Well, after more than 6 months, it's clear that VIRTUALLY NO ONE watched the movie.

Only 3.4k total ratings on IMDB (compare with 21k for the "Halo" series which just started).

It ranks #2985 in popularity... lower than some old bad B movies. There was no spark for this thing. It looked like generic CGI, the story was bland and uninteresting, the villain was even less interesting and less threatening than a Diamond Dog.

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Hey guys.

Listen, I know you’re all waiting for me to post new chapters, some more than others, but with the holidays this close, I’m not entirely sure if I’m gonna post another chapter before the end of this year, which sucks because I have a lot planned, but as they say, “Them’s the breaks” and all that.

Also, my brother is feeling a lot better and helping me around the house and such, in case you were wondering.

I’ll try and get another chapter done, but I make no promises.

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This blog post is a sequel to the latest chapter of ⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩

Oh My God.

OH MY GOD

I figured it out

I figured it all out.

While plotting out the next chapter of

E⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩

• MLP: FiM
• MLP Gen 5
• Romance
• Comedy
• Random

My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!

• Crossover
• OC
• Other
• Main 6
• Starlight Glimmer
• Self Insert

Super Trampoline · 38k words  ·  226  2,700 · 8.9k views

it all clicked.

Be it divine inspiration or magic or me actually accomplishing something for once, in my head, I figured it all out.

I figured it all out.

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As part of a February drive for my Patreon I'm making the Prologue and the first two parts (consisting of about five chapters total) of my novel: Bare Knuckles & Butterflies, open to the public. No subscription necessary, you can read the first five chapters right there on my site. You can find it under the tag BK&B, easiest to just sort from Oldest to Newest if you want to give the story a read and decide if its worth it to join up

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