I intended on uploading a story for Halloween, but because it didn't pass moderation (my own fault, cause I wanted to be a fancy dumbass) I had to fix the discrepancy and re-submit it. It just recently uploaded, and no one will ever see it... whatever, though. I just wanted it done. It's been in my "unsubmitted" section for such a long time, and I've always wanted to get it done, but never had the right motivation or drive.

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Well, it seems folks are pretty happy with My Fluttering Heart on the whole. It was fun coming up with a personality for a seven-and-a-half year old Flurry Heart, as well as packing as much foreshadowing into Flurry Heart’s perspective as I could. Not to mention the dad jokes. Thanks to everyone who has read that story, and thanks especially to you who talked to me about it; I appreciate it.

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January
Trump became president. ok.
Already generally not looking forward to much else

February
Avoided some overly clingy girls in gym.
Fell into a prank set up to give one of the aforementioned girls a gift without realizing it
Ended up being shipped for the rest of the school year

March
Robotics competition, not much else besides that.

April

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First off, pony movie soon. Super hyped to see it, and if it gets spoiled for me I'll be devastated.

Now that that's out of the way, a quick update on where I'm at.

I put out an entry to the Barcast's Rarity contest on Saturday, which was immediately buried by the Saturday flood of stories. Check it out, I'd love to get some feedback.

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Live-reading of this blog, by Imrix.

I’m not good at romance. My idea of a contraceptive is a fake telephone number. I date girls with glasses to look at my reflection while we fuck. I blow raspberries while eating girls out.

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Antifa, Antiracist, Woke, SJW, BLM, ACAB, White, Liberal, Democrat, Twitter Trash Mantra.

Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?

Good news? Well, I sure got a nice big pile of likes! We're not even twenty-four hours into this thing and it's hit 34 likes. That's pretty decent! Far short of the feature box but not bad. A Gentleman's Price didn't feature on launch either and this story outpaced that one which only managed 32 likes over 24 hours.

Look... I tried.

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Greetings!

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Happy holidays! Hope the season is going well for you. I'm working a double shift tomorrow on Hearth's Warming — but I can still celebrate, by giving everyone a present!

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Thank god, the fires are gone~

Well I mean there's still a lot of fires everywhere-

They're alllllll gone!

Like, cutting through the middle of Washington and Oregon, and touching the tip of California is this big line of fires.

I'm perfectly safe!

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I thought I'd posted this somewhere. Might have just been Patreon. Anywho, here is something from the same world as my Mimic Slime series.

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"A Matter of Principals" introduced us to a nice little bit of worldbuilding for Equestria: Arcane Detectors!

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So, it turns out that Sunday was a really good day for new stories. I read five new stories, and I liked them all.

How did this happen?

How is this even possible?

Who knows.

But I’m liking it.

Today’s stories:

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That's how this makes me feel. Yesterday I hung out with some friends from my GSA. After one of my friends went home, the other friend and I went to Target. I got socks, and he got a birthday card for his brother. When I got home, I immediately started to sew some shit. Oh yeah, and I sewed myself some cat ears the moment I woke up. Anyway, I sewed a thing, and I'll post the tutorial once I give said thing. I really hope it

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WELP. 2018's done. Let's hear it for the inexorable march of time, folks!

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I blame the PMS.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/open-gently/201310/36-questions-bring-you-closer-together

There’s only so much that can go into a story, especially one with as many characters as 16 has. So I’m opening the floor to asking these characters questions. Post your reply with any questions you have and Sweetie Swirl will be happy to answer them (I’ll be editing this blog to add those questions).

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Comedy is subjective.

—Someone with no taste.

If you folks know anything about me – and you do, as I have no idea what concepts like “privacy” or “shame” are – you know I like comedy. I keep writing comedy, I keep writing about comedy, and I’ve gone out of my way to make my life a total joke just to be thematically consistent.

With this in mind, and seeing how this website could always do with more good comedies, I’m happy to introduce—

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Like, I don't know, I could take a shower or something, but I already did today-