That’s right, folks, today only I’m telling y’all the three biggest secrets to becoming a popular author! And there’s no need to send me three easy installments of $19.95 (although of course you certainly can if you want to).
Whoa whoa whoa.
A new chapter? This soon?
Crazy, I know. Truth be told, I've probably been thinking about and editing this chapter inside my head for the past few years.
Here I sit on the five year anniversary of when I first joined Fimfic. Wow. The site has changed so much; so have I. This site and the authors have become far more experienced, the stories far more nuanced, the comedy funnier, the drama sadder. We are all growing into true blue writers. 51 stories later, I am amazed and mystified at how much I was able to accomplish as a writer (350k+ words) but how much growing I still have to do. Some day I may re-write WestBoro in Equestria, My British Pony,
You may recall how about a month ago, I reported on being laid off from my job. Well, I am now happy to report that I've found another teaching job right here in my beloved Houston! 
Now, before I get too caught up in that, I want to just say something: thank you. To you specifically.
I attempted to explain to my mom what memes were...
I think she's just more confused now 
Maybe I need a restraining order.
Oh, and y'all still have to share one futon. I'm not a goddamn rich manflesh entity.
But I'm getting back into the swing of things. Expect stuff maybe. Words are in progress. I am typing words.
Anyway, because 450 is a big number, you get to ask me shit. Woo.
I'm going to start going outside a bit more. I made my little brother some chai tea and he liked it. I heard my older brother fucking in the next room so I stashed earplugs everywhere. I am forever scarred for life 
IN WHICH I SEND HOLIDAY GREETINGS
It's ~3am, December 25th, 2017. There's not much for me to say beyond that I wish you and yours a Merry Christmas or, if you don't celebrate (I barely do), a joyous holiday season. Y'all who have encouraged me the past three years are the reason I'm still here. I'm sorry I haven't uploaded lately but, life happens, y'know? Anywho, Peace out!
IN WHICH A THING IS COMING
So, I just checked something today. But first, enjoy some Eagles.
I saw five juvenile bald eagles in a tree near my home a couple days ago, but that's as may be. Follow me…
Okay, I'm not going to beat around this one. I'm sad. So sad I'm miserable. Why? Because I miss someone.
Cloudhammer and Noble Cause have lost a pet, an apartment, and most of their belongings.
I don't know either of them very well, but I know they could use help if possible. Here's Jake's post that points to their GoFundMe.
Those who frequent Quills and Sofas know that I can be pretty demanding in my critiques. It's not often I give stories a 5/5 rating, even if they're from very proficient authors. Even when I do, it's very rare that I don't have any improvements to offer at all.
Well, sort of. The fridge broke so I had to clean it out. Other than that, today's been pretty chill. This guy from Jesus camp wanted to hang out today, but I couldn't go because my brother was moving. The good news is that my friend is coming over Friday night! 
So far, the hooch has been looking pretty good. The balloon inflated throughout the day yesterday, and you could hear the bubbles if you listened carefully. Today, it stayed the same size. It will be ready
WELP
Ain't that nice.
So, uh, I guess this can also be an 'ask me anything' blog maybe?
Yeah, yeah sure. Ask me anything~
In the dark, dark, dark
Can't see
In the dark, dark, dark
Can you see me?
In the dark, dark, dark
Hear something
In the dark, dark, dark
Something's coming
In the dark, dark, dark
A light
In the dark, dark, dark
It's so bright
Not so dark, dark, dark
Take your hand
Not so dark, dark, dark
Helping me stand
No longer dark, dark, dark
See your face
No longer dark, dark, dark
Your beautiful face
No longer dark, dark, dark
Dare to try
I’m pretty sure I’ve used every genre tag this site has except the crossover tag.
I made the surprising discovery the other day that Deviantart User 96paperkuts has published some amazing fanart for Cyclosa over on her Amino account. I've seen the artist's work over on Derpibooru rather often and I've always quite enjoyed her style, so having a scene from one of my stories done in it is obviously pretty flattering.
[1:26:11 AM | Edited 1:28:55 AM] KittyKat Noote: it's come to the point where i own a super productive town that can
[1:26:24 AM] KittyKat Noote: - bribe off any changeling invasion away with the sheer amount of bits
[1:26:47 AM | Edited 1:40:43 AM] KittyKat Noote: - my townsfolk are rolling in so much food and bits that they donate a lot of surplus food and bits to me and spend most of their day having sex
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