"Yer not harming one hair on mah friend's hair, got that?"
"What, you think you can stop me?"
"Stop? No. Hospitalize? Probably."

In which a Ponyvillian experiences serious culture shock:

"'No,' the unicorn sighed in annoyance. 'I told him we were supposed to meet here. I even checked to make sure this was the exact place. Scene said we were supposed to go to the bakery on the theatre district that sells the blueberry frosted doughnuts, but I swear I just passed a million Duck ‘n Donuts and it was a miracle that I even found the right one in the first place—'

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Gonna have another go at fanfic reading this weekend, if anyone is interested in hearing my horrible birth-given British voice that turns women right off and sends every man throwing themselves from the white cliffs of Dover and onto very sharp and jagged rocks. The story I'll be reading is perhaps one of the worst stories I have ever read on this site - 'In The Gala', by Megapone.

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The next chapter of My Little Dynamite out by the 15th.
The next Crackshipping & You entry out by the 22nd.
The next chapter of A Dazzling Sunset out by the 1st June.

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Sweden is not the socialist utopia many peg it to be. What else do (mostly far-right) Americans get wrong about this Scandinavian country?

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To B or not to B

This is the B Team.

That would make Magello the Mr T of the A Team so, yes, this works out fine.

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Midnight29 was cool enough to do a reading of The Stars Ascendant today. Thanks, Midnight!

For those of you who haven't been stalking me since 2014, The Stars Ascendant was my first super-popular story:

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Ngh...

Cut for profanity. Yes, really. I know I don't use this blog to vent often and I try to always be polite, but this time I felt I had to just scream in rage for a bit.

So warning that the following is a bit... less then civil.

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Cool duder and all-around sexy throated ficreader, ScarlettBlade/CaptainSand put this out earlier. Heckin' fast, if you ask me. Give a listen and let someone other than me shove Sunset's horsedong into your metaphorical face.

Oh, chapter 2 is already starting to shape up.

Stay classy.
-Fuzz

As some of you may know, fun Rooster Teeth related crossovers aren't the only thing I do here. I also work closely with Shinzakura and BlueBastard on a little series called Seven Days in Sunny June which somehow went from a simple trilogy when I started working on it to a quadrilogy and then a freaking quintrilogy! It's been one hell of a ride, but just this

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Progress
Words - 4,399 + 3,619 / 50,000
Days - 5 / 30
Average - 1,604 words a day (+504) [Required average - 1,667]
Pages - 8 +7
Chapters - 1 + 1

Total Progress - 16.04% (+7.24%)

I worked all weekend on it. All Saturday night, and from morning til bed on Sunday, non-stop. It's a new Apparition Amphitheater, and I'm kinda proud of it. Once it's approved, I hope you all enjoy. The first chapter will go up today soon, and tomorrow I'll post the last two chapters: one in the afternoon, and one at night.

Holy crap, i'm tired...

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i've uncancelled crimson because I feel better about it and FINALLY

GOT PAST THE SCENE THAT WAS KILLING ME

so expect updates soon

(maybe today??? who knows)

- no crow

"You'll die if you don't join me."
"Not if I take you down first!"
"Then you're a fool."
"No - I'm a SIREN. And I do not run!"

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18 chapters of Bad Company
2 one-shots
1 chapter to Xenophobia (next one is being written but slowly)

I'm having a good time writing, it's not the old forcing myself to write problem I had because now I write to unwind from work and just feel better in general.

I still have things under wraps and with the end of Bad Company closing in I'm considering bringing others of my old stories alive. Those include, but are not for certain:

Thicker Than Water
One Hundred Ways
Ha! Nope!

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Hooray hooray the First of May

Source

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Who cares if it's November? I'm changing my avatar to a festive one!