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Feb
14th
2016

Who you gonna call? He-Man. Definitely He-Man. · 11:17pm Feb 14th, 2016

Ngh...

Cut for profanity. Yes, really. I know I don't use this blog to vent often and I try to always be polite, but this time I felt I had to just scream in rage for a bit.

So warning that the following is a bit... less then civil.


I think a good and wholesome part of my belief in humanity just fragged itself. Pow. Brain, blood and guts all over the inside of my skull, dripping all over the fond memories I have of Ghostbusters.

Really? Really, really? Really, fucking really-really?!?!

Not even a ten-second clip of the new, all chick squad firing their proton packs? Slimer? Not even the Stay-Pufft Marshmallow-Man?

Nothing at all of the, you know, actually beloved and fondly remembered decades old franchise this is trying to revive?

But instead... gun porn! Micheal Bay the military is the solution to all problems style gun porn! The only thing even recognizable being the catch-phrase!

AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN USE WHAT'S ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST RECOGNIZABLE THEME-SONGS!

HOW DO YOU SCREW UP A TEASER THIS BADLY?! EVEN MICHEAL 'I-HATE-THIS-TOY-COMMERCIAL-CRAP' BAY HAD ACTUALLY ONE FREAKING TRANSFORMER IN HIS TEASER!

I... I sincerely hope this is just a bad teaser. It broke my heart already when the reaction to that wonderful Terminal Reality game was one, big 'meh' of a shrug.

If the actual third movie really ends up THAT? Because Micheal Bay style boobs, butts, explosions, racism and gun porn has rotted another classic franchise?

I... I might have to start honing my mental powers, just so I can make some sort of 'I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream style computer to forcefully upload all of Hollywood into.

Fucking really??!?!??!??! WHAT PART OF GHOSTS OR THE BUSTING THEREOF SCREAMS MILITARY PORN TO YOU PENNY PINCHING BUNCH OF INTELLECTUALLY AND MENTALLY BANKRUPT TWAT-WAFFLES?! :flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage:

AND TO ADD WEEVIL INFESTED GARLIC SALT TO THE SUCKING CHEST-WOUND HOLLYWOOD IS APPARENTLY ABOUT TO GIVE US WHILE BEING TOO INCOMPETENT TO EVEN SKULL-FUCK US PROPERLY, IT'S NOT EVEN GOOD MILITARY PORN!!!!!! IT'S A BUNCH OF LOSERS IN BAD UNIFORM PROPS THAT CAN'T EVEN JOG PROPERLY!!!!! AURGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

...

But you guys know the worst bit if that teaser really is a good show of the quality we're about to get?

Hollywood in all its logic is going to take one look at this movie bombing, and thing: 'Yep. Nobody wants to watch movies with female leads. Better fire everybody over 25 that dares not have a dick, and add another zero to my own pay-check. What do you mean, the movie was 'ba~d? Pff, like that actually has anything to do with ticket-sales!'

Ugh... :raritydespair:

Here's hoping to that 3/3 trailer, but I don't have much hope after seeing that thirty-second waste of potential. :raritycry:

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Comments ( 5 )

There's a rumor of ghosts, better send in ALL the military!

.........

I need to go see Deadpool again to clear this out of my head.

Well i don't even get this whole teaser stuff, why make a trailer for a trailer ...
Its like advertising for a future advertise.
Sometimes i wonder if they think that an spectacular trailer is more important than the movie itself.
Like with that Enders Game movie where they just put like almost every spoiler key scene into their spectacular trailer, when i watched the movie i was like "what the fuck guys i know how this buildup here will end because i just saw your official spoiler trailer, are you kidding me ?!" on various occasions.
As for this teaser there .. well it certainly spoilers nothing but it also doesn't say anything about the movie unless .. maybe they where ghosts like ghosts.. with uh.. guns.. or .. really overdressed supernumerary people who failed to convey that they actually just had a party on that street.. a party plagued by ghosts ?.. that totally makes sense right ?

Wow. That was a really horrible trailer. If the video haden't been labeled Ghostbusters (2016) I would of had no idea that it was a Ghostbuster movie. I would of thought it was a generic action flic.

Seriously....
No Ghosts.
No Ghostbusters.
Just allot of police cars and soldiers with guns.

It's teaser. It's just a stupid teaser. I.e. thing that thrice retarded than already pretty stupid thing - trailer. After watching this thing, I'm pretty sure that they soon release teaser #2 with real 5 (or probably 7!!!) seconds of ghosties and ghoulies.

Hollywood in all its logic is going to take one look at this movie bombing, and thing: 'Yep. Nobody wants to watch movies with female leads. Better fire everybody over 25 that dares not have a dick, and add another zero to my own pay-check. What do you mean, the movie was 'ba~d? Pff, like that actually has anything to do with ticket-sales!'

No, they just say "Meh, let's rape another old franchise". This inane trend of remaking everything really started to grate on my nerves.

Micheal Bay the military is the solution to all problems style gun porn!

Yay!

Guns ARE the solution to all problems! (If no one is left alive after the battle, then there can be no problems. ;) Dead people seldom complain...)

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