This Just Might Be The Silliest Exchange Of The Entire Series · 8:29pm Aug 25th, 2015
In which a Ponyvillian experiences serious culture shock:
"'No,' the unicorn sighed in annoyance. 'I told him we were supposed to meet here. I even checked to make sure this was the exact place. Scene said we were supposed to go to the bakery on the theatre district that sells the blueberry frosted doughnuts, but I swear I just passed a million Duck ‘n Donuts and it was a miracle that I even found the right one in the first place—'
'Want us to check the one up a block just in case?' another of the earth ponies, a filly, offered.
'Oh, please do,' Rarity muttered. 'If I have to look in one more of these shops, I think I’ll keel over. What is the deal with Manehattanites and their doughnuts, anyway?!'
'I’ll go with her,' the last of the group interrupted. 'Order me a plain glazed and the coffee milkshake thing with cookies in it. I’ll pay you back for it.'
'I can’t believe there are ponies out there who consider this normal,' the newcomer finally groaned as the two sisters cantered away. 'Why on Equestria would you even need fifty doughnut shops in one area, anyway?!"
Never actually been to NYC, but I went to Philly this summer and noticed much the same thing: East Coast cities tend to have insane numbers of Dunkin' Donuts. About as bad as Starbucks are in other parts of America. Never have quite figured that out, considering my hometown has literally a grand total of one Dunkin and it's fairly new to begin with.
Cause Amareica runs on Dunkin's...
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At this point, I'm just tempted to use the "they run on Dunkin" tag for any If You Give a Little Love posts.