Look out, because UniqueSKD's trying fanfic readings again! (so cover your ears, fokks...) · 1:08am Feb 1st, 2017
Gonna have another go at fanfic reading this weekend, if anyone is interested in hearing my horrible birth-given British voice that turns women right off and sends every man throwing themselves from the white cliffs of Dover and onto very sharp and jagged rocks. The story I'll be reading is perhaps one of the worst stories I have ever read on this site - 'In The Gala', by Megapone.
At the Grand Galloping Gala, Prince Artemis is holding a special contest, with an even more special prize: Any mare who can take the entirety of his cock wins the right to his hoof in marriage, as well as his seed. The penalty for failure, though, is steep, with losers being swallowed up by his shaft and turned into cum to fuel the prince's eventual breeding orgasm.
Big Red Gala thinks that she can take the challenge on—and has the muscles and will to do it, too. But can she overcome the hulking Prince Artemis, and his larger-still stallionhood?
Yeah, it's a clopfic. But hey, if ratings have taught me anything in this fanbase, it's that by reading out a lousy awfully written smutty MLP story, you can get more views than those people who actually put effort into their writing. You weird little perverts.
Not all of you, mind, but the ones who are, you know who you are. XD
Oh god, I hate this story. But maybe reading it out will finally get it out of my mind and reveal how bad it is to the world.
Pfff that's not even close to the worst stories on this site. You wanna read the worst stories on this site, just read any of mine.
Oh god. The fact that people like that kind of stuff gives me the creeps.
4404740 I consider this story of Megapone's to be one of the worst on this site only because for an author who has committed himself to the providence of pony smut literature, this story seriously makes me question his views of women, and whether or not he actually understands how a penis works. I mean, if he's never been with a woman and doesn't understand their thought process then I'd go a little easier on him, but not really because I don't need an excuse to make fun of his story.
And stop playing the sympathy card, you nutcracker. You've got some good stories. You try your best with them and that's all that matters, mate.
4404755 I don't like clopfics for many reasons, but I forgive them because 90% of the time the people writing them probably do so thinking just because they watched a naked woman on the internet get buggered by a badly made CGI octopus monster, they suddenly know how to write a sexy story. With ponies. And humans. And talking tank engines.
Also a lot of clopfics are really funny even when they try not to be.
Well, I can't promise you fame if you read one of mine but I can promise a lot of gratitude
4404766 I'm only reading one clopfic this weekend, thank you. I wasn't asking for offers. XD
Besides I'll be busy this weekend.
Thinking of unfunny jokes.
And masturbation. But mostly the unfunny jokes.
4404765 Lol very true
4404773 I'm only really doing a fanfic reading because a few people discovered some old fanfic reading vids I did ages ago and now I have to do another one to gain their admiration and love and views. XD
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Stay hydrated
4404796 I drink my own tears.
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*Hugz
I remember you talking about this and it's worse than I could even imagine from that short quote
Good luck on your endeavor to read this.
4406182 The problem I have with this story in particular is how the story is more like a hate lecture towards females rather than another crappy attempt at creating pony porn. Like, for example, the fact that every mare who tries to screw the prince does so in front of an audience, and NOBODY tries to save the mares from getting eaten by his cock. I think there was a pony maybe at some point trying to save her sister, but that's about it and I think even she gets eaten.
WHY WOULD YOU OFFER YOUR BODY WILLINGLY TO SOMETHING THAT CAN KILL YOU!?!
And why the hell any woman would want to turn themselves into somebody's baby factory and get pumped full of slimy jizz everyday is beyond me. It's not the fact that it's a clopfic that pisses me off - it's how blatantly abhorrently it treats female characters in general. I mean, other clopfics can treat females awfully too, yeah, but this one? This one has them offering to sacrifice their lives so that a fat fuck's sperm banks get 'empowered' and shit, and all for the prize of being his personal condom slash cum dumpster.
Most clopfics have the decency of at least trying to convince me there's something close to true affection between two participants in sex, but this story just pisses on the reader and the art of decent story telling. I'm not sure I might even actually read this story, but the world should know that this abomination exists so they know to avoid it, or laugh at its pathetic attempts to be the 'hip and cool' porno of the time.
And if Megapone has a problem with that? Screw him - he can take criticism like a human being and suck it up like a cum sponge.
Sorry. Talking about this thing makes me mad. Especially considering we're nearing Valentine's Day and I'll have to watch my brothers get their special somebody's gifts and presents, and no-one to take a rose from me.
4406182 Also, liking the new avatar.
4406249 From how pissed you just got at the thought of reading the story, I can't imagine what will happen when you have to read it out loud
I probably wouldn't be able to make it through the whole thing without getting tilted off the face of the earth and questioning your life decisions several times. I'd probably quit after the penis monster starts inhaling people
I wish you the best of luck for this reading, I wouldn't be strong enough to read the whole thing, your a strong and brave man 
4406277 Assuming I actually do bother to read it.
It might make for some 'LOL UniqueSKD is getting mad' moments, maybe. People like seeing other people get upset, right?