>think gay thoughts
>sometimes think Dislestia thoughts
>other times think Lunbra thoughts
>pepsi is better than coke
>Yakko
>this laptop is stoopid
>TAKE A BREAK RUN AWAY WITH US FOR THE SUMMER
>HONEY WHATCHU WAITING FOR
>where's nagi she needs her salad slap
>THERE RIGHT THERE
>GAY OR EUROPEAN
>Sassbra
>1 divided by 0
>fekkin sleep dammit
>i s t h i s t h e r e a l l i f e
>cats
>more cats
>gawd cats are adorable
>memes
>more gay thoughts
>gayer thoughts

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Yesterday, I received my 100th follower. That's right, after 2 years writing MLP fanfics I got 100 followers who think my works are worthwhile! I can't begin to describe how happy this makes me. Before I started writing, I went through an emotionally trying time, when I wasn't sure I wanted to live and didn't see the point of my life, but thanks to FimFiction and this Fandom I rediscovered my passion for writing and know my life isn't a mistake. Hundreds of encouraging comments, likes, follows,

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New article up that I"m especially proud of

This one's a kind of explanation on how and why large groups of people form. What do the Yakuza, the Crips, the Black Panthers and #MeToo all have in common, and why do so many people do things that they know are so bad for everyone else?

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Getting There!

Travel insurance is a useful thing to have if anything bad happens to you. If your flights are messed up, if something goes wrong with the hotel, etc, it’s travel insurance that’ll get you your money back. Most importantly, it covers medical costs where you’d have to pay for that sort of thing.

But I’d be fine. Nothing was going to go wrong.

A lot went wrong.

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... though not for lack of trying. In between a layoff and a vacation at my new job, I've been working the work of three people. (At least I've been earning double paychecks due to all the OT.) The death march hopefully should ease up this week.

As a reminder that I'm still around, new story in the morning! A minific that started life in one of the Quills & Sofas speedwriting competitions back in like ... mid-August.

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IN WHICH I WORK OUT AND DOUGHNUT
I have no idea what sort of music video to post tonight. So I'll just find something random. Here we go.

I'm a sucker for jazz. Now into the fevered recesses of my mind.

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Audio version, by Imrix.

I’m not good at romance.

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Fun fact of the day: everyone knows that the Japanese infamously produce very few children, presently sitting at a rate of about 1.4 births per woman (replacement rate is 2.1 per woman). But did you know that the US would have an even lower reproductive rate if we had a similar proportion of children born out of wedlock? Presently, the birth rate within marriages in the US is 1.13, with all the rest of the births (bringing us up to 1.88 per woman) occurring out of wedlock. Only 2% of Japanese

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Thanks to KolyanGOLD, for the first time ever, one of my stories has been translated for the first time! I'm not actually sure how many people who follow me will read it in Russian, but seeing as it's the first time one of my stories has been translated, it's a neat little accomplishment.

Links can be found in the story's description, if anyone would like to check that out.

Alrighty, kids, I've got a fun one for y'all today. Like, y'all know how some authors—even me, when I remember—do state of the author blogs for particular months? Mine would be mostly working on this one, specific truck.

But first, you know what to do:

Source

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(This blog was written for Onemansponyramblings, and it’s posted in there as per today. Chris, the guy who runs the site (and one of the curators of the RCL), asked for guest columns and I offered one about random humor and all that jazz. I figured some of you might want to read this too, so here it comes. Make sure to check the blog as

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This month is nothing that big, though it never is with me. I will be posting a few one shots and the latest part of the SWWC side stories. No Hoodwinked, or Journey, just this stuff. However, I can guarantee Hoodwink's return in Feb. Nothing much else, so I get right to the posts.

******

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My friend has an apartment
A trade
A conventional relationship
With a good girl to settle down with
She's lovely, really
And when we talk he gives me that smile
That smile
That laugh
That says he's grown up
And he's waiting for me to catch up

And it hurts because I have nothing he has.

But then I think
He's the same as he was in highschool
He'd finished growing then
So he thought
His highschool sweetheart
His highschool job
His highschool ambitions

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It's been three years and almost exactly 4 months since I started a project, and some odd change (11 days) after that I announced that I had started on it.

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Ah, yes. Back again for part three. If you haven't read the previous blogs in this series, you probably should because you will be lost otherwise.

Part one is here and part two is here.

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The livestream is going on RIGHT NOW. Come stalk me as I write and chat with other creative writing fan friends https://picarto.tv/HailKingSombra .

*sigh* The best laid plans of ponies and TimeWitches don’t mean squat in this ponyverse sometimes. Knowing 75% of my most loyal stalker fanbase is 8 hours ahead of me, I fully intended to get this stupid heads-up notice out way earlier today…right BEFORE the hour and a half phone meeting with my website client.

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Yes, I'm taking another hiatus. I've just realized somethings that I need to resolve within myself and just...dangit, I'm bad with words. You know what, forget it. I'm not gonna try and make this emotional or overdramatic or anything like that. I've realized I've lost connection with myself, my faith, and my friends, and I need to fix that. I will not return before I do. I have no clue how long that will be. Before I go though, I'd like to give some quick shoutouts.

The Wandering Bard.

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I stayed up until midnight working on my sewing project and then I spent all morning sewing that shit. I'm putting my sweat and tears into this project. I don't need it to be done for a couple more months, but I won't have this much free time for a long time.