Hi, you guys! I've got some pretty exciting news. A selection of chapters from my scraps/short stories/poems/bonus stuff have been given lovely audio readings by the generous Lotus Moon. I'm so happy with this, and really suggest that those who liked the minific version of Twitch (which was done fantastically and probably my favorite) and my other poems, like Equinty, Everything Begins, and other shorts, like
Dream 1: I awake, I think, to find myself looking at..my legs, which seem to somehow be incredibly long. It then dawns on me I'm a Breezie. Lovely. That ended. Hehe.
Dream 2: Some kind of dream about getting an achievement in a videogame. It involved some armored MLP-style looking dragons with riders. Ended quickly.
Or if you're not Danish, do you know anyone who is? <.<
Because I just found out gåsebryst exists and I want a recipe that I don't have to Google Translate.
Rating Scale:
12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
You know that feeling when you go to wipe your ass after a steamy shit and you feel the heat radiating from your ass? My little brother doesn't think poop has steam but it definitely does! People call making out steamy but all it does is induce boners.
Rating Scale:
12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it
Warning! Viewer discretion is advised. Some viewers may find the images you are about to see as disturbingly cute and wholesome. If you or a loved one suffer from any form of heart or tooth disease, seek a medical professional immediately.
Disappeared for a week on a retreat, no internet or computer access. But I am back and ready to write. And stuff.
Heyo!
Mental Status: Having pretty low, lows and meh to average highs. Talking to people always helps me stay distracted and pleasant. (Feel free to say 'Hi!')
Physical Status: Fat piece of shit. 😂 (I have a wedding coming up, I should probably lose some weight... I'd probably be a bit happier overall too!)
Watch this show. If you don't, you're missing out on a damn good thing.
I have spoken. Until the next episodes of MLP come out stick your plastic vampire fangs into your gobs, and sit the hell down to watch this very VERY promising new show based on one of the most iconic video game franchises in the history of gaming.
Also, the best line in the history of anime has been born from this show.
"God shits in my dinner once again."
- Trevor Belmont
IN WHICH I HIT A MILESTONE
Good morning! A few hours ago I officially hit 350 followers! In celebration, here's some TheFatRat.
I actually prefer some of Güttner's other compositions more, but this better fits the occasion. Anyway, stuff past the jump.
Rating Scale:
12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
Grading Scale:
A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)
Needs Editing
Fluttering, Shimmering (Chapter 1)
Harbringers (Chapter 1)
The Atlantis Scenario (Chapter 2)
Sirens In The Distance (Oneshot)
Needs Rewriting
Temptation Waits (Chapter 2) ~90%
Needs Finishing
Lunch Break (Oneshot) ~40%
The Shore Of Infinity (Chapter 1) ~33%
Contrast (Prologue) ~52%
Of Responsibility (Day One; Afternoon) ~15%
I seen some weird things on YouTube. Here's a few of the strange things that have popped up in my feed for some strange reason.
If you have any weird videos you would like to share, feel free to post them in the comment section below.
Strawberry Shortcut:
Pickle Surprise: