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Apr
8th
2018

A very large swathe of amusing pony dreams · 7:32pm Apr 8th, 2018

Dream 1: I awake, I think, to find myself looking at..my legs, which seem to somehow be incredibly long. It then dawns on me I'm a Breezie. Lovely. That ended. Hehe.

Dream 2: Some kind of dream about getting an achievement in a videogame. It involved some armored MLP-style looking dragons with riders. Ended quickly.

Dream 3: Dreamt I was on some distant planet with kinda low gravity, and a lot of alien creatures. I encountered a very twisted evil version of Celestia there called..Tyrant Sun. Haha. That also ended rapidly.

Dream 4: If you have read the previous entries of dreams, you will know this location. The very same ancient rickety mansion seen once before. Here, I met like a weird turtle anthro creature..pirate? thing that wanted me to help find them some kind of 'longevity juice' or something related to 'colors'. Said it was sometimes easy and sometimes nearly impossible to find and that humans even created it occasionally. Odd. So i wandered the rickety mansion with like 300 rooms and needed to find a washroom that wouldn't kill me just to use. Then i almost fell through the floor and turned to find... Rainbow Dash reading a book probably off the place shelves and laughing at me. I told her I cannot walk on air..or fly, so she said 'Let's fix that!' To my surprise. We found an old hagly hunched looking witch? Who..turned out to be a bit bumbling and turned me into an upright hog. Then a cat. I started to question her competence as a witch. She finally turned me into..sort of a small dragon but lesser. Not so great, but better and a lot safer in this building. There was a dark mint-ish green pegasus with her who laughed at me too. I Do not know who that was. I also saw an image in relation to the potion or whatever he wanted, something to do with different colored dyes. I do not know if they were magical or something. It ended there. Dreams that continue in another dream or use the same locations are interesting to be sure. I have had a few dreams over time that actually continued a previous dream more directly than this.

Dream 5: The exact same thing as before with seeing my legs, except I was a Breezie mare. Also my coat was pink with a looong blond mane and tail (and the less curled antennaetips the females have). What? That ended immediately. Weird that this was precisely the same yet different.

Dream 6: Fluttershy looking at herself with this interesting like portable mirror hoof bracelet thing with an extended arm to fold out and look over your entire equine self. I saw this through her eyes somehow. Interesting. I do not think she knew I was present. She looked over herself thoroughly, and I woke up.

Dream 7: I met Epona. Yes, that Epona. She was strangely gorgeous. That was interesting, but also all there was to it.

Dream 8: There was a doctor who seemed to be sneaking around or something. I got a little suspicious and followed at distance and saw him from behind in an alleym transforming into a mare with a yellow coat, and a cute wispy brown mane and tail. Much to my shock. She did not see me peering around the corner. This was enough shock to wake me. I have no idea what they were doing.

Dream 9: Another Breezie dream..weird huh? This one is weirder. Hehehe. I was just watching this unfold. It was kinda silly. A group of Breezies, stole a TANK (a very large main battle tank) and were driving it by stacking on top of each other to see and press pedals and turn the steering etc. I guess there was some kinda war. Maybe. Think the land somehow changed too. Not sure. Obviously they did not have too precise control over this thing, and it went careening at full speed through a warzone, running over and through things wildly. It faded out like that.

Dream 10: This is a truly weird one. I was at an orphanage and Discord was there, pretending to be a human, but somehow I saw right through him. He seemed to be entertaining the children with magic, but something felt creepy about it. At some point something I somehow cannot remember gave me, of all things, a VCR tape. It was hard to find a functional player. When I did play it, it shot all these lengthy formulae straight into my eyes with scientific runs and such and then I started turning into a horse. A large horse. It was a shock. So jolting in its suddenness I do not even know if it was painful. I awoke from the sudden equinity. Hehe.

Dream 11: The equineox (pun!) passed, and I turned into a Breezie yet again, but this time I actually did such a thing at will (I was nearly lucid in this dream, enough to have a very small measure of control, but not quite enough to really call it that or think straight). Unfortunately this measure of control is also what caused me to awaken five seconds after managing this. That was a new experience for certain. Outright full lucidity in a dream is something I have never quite achieved and would quite like to manage I think.

Dream 12: A doozie of a dream this one! All of a sudden PINKIE PIE in my face. I was working for some store or..something. I somehow wound up trying to make Pinkie the <most popular thing on the entire planet> but this did not go where you would imagine. All this actually somehow lead to an ancient sun goddess (who was most definitely not any possible version of Celestia) coming from another dimension with..'other' deities to try and destroy..me. Just me helping Pinkie lead to a near world-ending battle. Huh? I can't really recall all that, but in the end I determined a way to defeat her using a very powerful tome we discovered, which resulted in a direct confrontation against her. I felt..so..very drained wielding it. She even got to a desperate point where she tried to use the sun itself full-on as a weapon but I managed to cast the weird spell in the book just before it disintegrated itself in fusion flames, along with her being swallowed up by it. I don't think we even 'won' that really. Not at all sure. So that was highly unique.

Dream 13: Someone said to me 'Elephant, find the mess to the left!' Then suddenly turned me into into an MLP styled elephant. Never found 'the mess' though. Wha.. Then it kinda switched to an amazingly vivid moment of watching a clouded leopard leap straight leaping down a rock face kinda in slow motion. Neat.

Dream 14: So I dreamed I transformed into a giraffe, and drank some water. That doesn't sound like much, but do you know how much effort it takes to actually bend down and position yourself to drink water as a giraffe? A lot! Then I had this weird dream about a super gigantic warship/airship. Like much larger than anything ever built. None of this might seem related, but it actually lead into this part in ponyville where the entire cast were getting odd letters about the elements of harmony. This lead to a scene with princess Celestia saying something like 'We cannot do what they're asking with the elements.' That was interesting. Faded out.

Dream 15: I was going to..school..but at this school I was going to was a pink pony..which of course lead to some complaining when they wanted to do sports, about it being unfair for quadrupeds to enter..except it wasn't because she wasn't that good at them anyway.. hehe...and then things got weirder. There was this like..bullied student and I guess he kinda went off the deep end. I discovered this because after a race I was trying to get to a certain room and found I could not reach it because of this strangely light detachable staircase I couldn't seem to orient correctly so I wound up seeing him in a meeting with..the principal I think.., but he was so angry..the student used something to turn himself into a demonic avatar and the pink pony wound up fighting alongside me. No idea how that all ended. Woke up.

Dream 16: There was a kinda ghost story. I think there was a ghost trying to kill someone in a fancy old falling apart huge mansion (maybe the same one as twice before now). It was kinda nightmarish, but not for me. How odd... During that I was suddenly a bird, which is cool and all, but it was during a horrible lightning and rainstorm..and then I somehow passed through a wall/flew into a clock tower where I got startled by an all-gray statue of Princess Celestia on the top floor of the building. At this moment it switched to what looked like an educational film about giant killer wasps (who made honey..?) Only it was not normal and every year they would all kill each other, trying to make the most honey or something.. Then it switched to me..as a giant version of those, an anthro of that kind I guess evolved from them millenia later, working as a delivery driver for like 'Sun' post office or something with Celestia's mark painted on, driving one of their vans. Then my..wasp boss I guess said 'you need to up your game so I'm coming with you for this run!' So he did, and I had to go as fast as possible to the point I was running over pedestrians. I think he was kinda evil or something, or maybe he just really really wanted the mail to be on time...I don't know. I did get it all to the places on time with some property damage (a lot..). I guess he liked that because he gave me a passing grade, rubbed his antennae across mine and got out of the van. I kinda of actually..felt that. Then I woke up. Uh, Wow?

Dream 17: I went to all these weddings or something..which was very strange to begin with..I went to five specific places around the whole world. At each wedding princess Cadence was there.. Each time I went to a wedding I raised a temple via sheer power with some kind of book from far beneath the surface that they happened to be being held over..I could feel myself using up power at a legendary rate but I couldn't stop for some reason..each temple I raised was larger and more elaborate than the last one..I did this five times..I was beyond exhausted at the end and awoke. That was interesting indeed.

Dream 18: Long one again. We were chasing someone for whatever reason and there was this griffon who never managed to fly before. We were running after whoever it was for so long.. the griffon was becoming so exhausted he half fell asleep while running which resulted in something neat. My view swooped up above him. I guess you could say he instinctually opened his wings while being pretty much unconscious, so I saw them spread out and he went flying after who we were chasing. Every individual feather I could see moving intricately. He sort of woke up properly and realized what he was doing with a ridiculously excited ''I'm gonna be a flyer!' type of thing..and immediately crash-landed on who he was chasing...hard.. hehehe. It was a wolf magician (a guy, like Trixie kinda magician..) The flying was super awesome though. I could see his wings tilting and curving and flexing perfectly in line with real flying. : in addition to the wolf magician..who I also think we were chasing for some reason or other, someone was trying to avoid paying someone for something..a rabbit I think.. was always trying to avoid who wanted them to pay for whatever it was..something.. the rabbit was hiding underground and constantly ducking out of sight..what a very rabbit thing to do..hehe. There was a huge amount of things happening and it just ended that way. Whoa.

Dream 19: Dreamt like a scooby-doo mystery almost..it got very interesting. I found this old relic/artifact by following some map or something like a map and it did something. The item temporarily grants random thoughts someone has, that cannot actually be granted (like a..uh...reality bypass?).. the problem with this is you do not get to choose what it grants, at all. It is not a wish, it is just random. With this in my possession I quite suddenly found myself becoming a macro pony. I believe I topped out at about eight stories tall. Oh dear. So very BIIIG..I got so extremely dizzy from not just changing itself but the sheer scope of it and finding myself at such a height. That was new. The dizziness made me wake shortly after completion. I still felt dizzy upon waking, that is how vivid and jarring that was. Neat though. I must say, though jarring and unexpected that was SUPER FUN regardless. Just looking down over the now rather diminutive city was certainly a different thing to experience. So I guess I can say I have experienced things from several different frames of reference now as you will see from the next one.

Dream 20: So I was just standing there somewhere. I look up to see Pinkie. <Giant Pinkie> that is. Like I had been in the previous dream. About what I don't know, but she gave out the most terrifically loud laugh-snort as I was watching..due to size obviously, and I woke up. hehe. There was one other dream where I saw someone claiming to be.. Luna's father. Huh?

Hope you have enjoyed these crazy dreamings of mine.

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