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I have reviewed some things that don’t traditionally receive deep criticism. I’ve done full length reviews of porn and a webcomic, for instance. Today, we add a Pony Music Video (PMV) to that list.

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A bit of a change of pace: From now on, I will combine my review of the latest episodes with the mock itself. Thus, before I get to mocking his “review”, my own two cents on the subject of “Grannies Gone wild”, the most unsubtle attempt of the writers of MLP to get crap under the radar.

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They had a rough start but in the end, the Golden Horseshoe Gals thanked Rainbow for being a friend.

https://youtu.be/Ey5pyZBcyww

Today's story starts with a bang.

Twilight Sparkle Was Shot
[Adventure] [Equestria Girls] [Alternate Universe] • 9,173 words

After the reformation of Sunset Shimmer, the Mane Six united their powers against all manner of threats. Then, Twilight Sparkle joined their number, and over time the bonds between the Mane Seven have become stronger than ever.

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“Hey, Twi?”

“What is it, Moondancer?”

“The Mirror is on the fritz again.”

“What? What happened?”

“Oh, after Sunset went home, I glanced at it heading to the West Library… and it showed me something… strange.”

“What kind of strange?”

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Okay, it might just be me and what I've noticed, but it's actually bothering me.

People disliking without saying why.

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I know.

I know, I know.

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I just finished the new chapter AND got it edited last night, and holy crap was it a lot of work. It was also very fun to do. More spanish than I originally intended, that's for sure, and the ending changed drastically over what I was about to do. It also went on MUCH longer than I originally thought (I figured it would be 5000 to 6000 words... I had grossly miscalculated).

I certainly hope you enjoy it!

Also, tune in Monday for the last of my backlogged chapters. And, it's a doozy.

I'll tell you what's great:

Nachos and salsa. Old El Paso style.

Even better with some mature cheddar cheese and melted together in a microwave. Mmm. Everytime you go out somewhere and nachos are on the menu, go for it, dude!

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I went to an authentic Puerto Rican restaurant. It tastes exactly like what you'd get on the side of the road. The only thing it didn't have were juice pouch sangrías. The food tasted great AND it didn't give me diarrhea. Además, hay baile y música del Caribe después de las nueve los viernes y sábados. Tal vez le puedo llevar mi cariño a una sita allí. Me parece que el baile allí es más interesante que prom. Prom en mi escuela es aburrido y no puedes salir

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For some reasons I just didn't laugh as much while watching the Ouran High School Host Club bloopers. Oh well.

And now for something completely different

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Same voice actress

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TL;DR: This story had a lot of problems, so I rewrote it from scratch. It's now better in pretty much every way, but it will require any existing readers to restart from the beginning. The story includes many changes and new scenes that will leave any reader who does not do so lost. I apologize and understand if this upsets anyone who has been following the story, but I feel it to be necessary for this story to meet the standards I want it to.

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[NOTE: This is a test to see if I can get away with posting a foreign-language blog post on FIMFiction. Since I know I can't post a story that way, I'm trying to see if that ban extends to blog posts. These are all German versions of American pop hits.

UPDATE: It worked!]

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Eine Blooming Seed Produktion

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Hey
I'm keeping the train rolling and posting a new story This Friday
It's Titled:: Private Show
Starring Rarity and Aerial Star (the trapeze pony from Viva Las Pegasus)
This one's setting is a bit different from usual
It's EQG but set when Rarity is a bit older and has become a fashion icon
Also, she's futa and a total player cause that's how I roll B)
It's got some #Seduction and a little #Muscle

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Three weeks after "School Daze", I finally saw my awesome Student Six again! Or, at least three of them..... Yona, Smolder and Sandbar were quite confused over Rainbow Dash geeking out for no apparent reason and without any explanation.

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 5th installment of this year's "Thanksgiving Treat", and for my 6th analysis on a member of the James Bond franchise, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Sean Connery's 6th outing as the title character: "Diamonds Are Forever".

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Been gone for a while. I'd rather not cover the why issue since I already told one of ya but instead focus on how I kept distracted these last five days....

GENCON!

Yeah, yeah, it's a four day con but we left the day before so we could be there at the crack of dawn. We even exhausted our entire alcohol supply on that first night, trying to make a drinking game out of cards against humanity.

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