Cracks knuckles Okay, haven't done one of these in a while. Okay, I should amend the above title to possible new story ideas, as there's a very good possibility one, or both of these will never get written. Okay, the first idea, and this is the more thought out one, it's a tokusatsu story. You have been warned.

Anyways, first story. It's called: Ponyville Noire: Fang and Nazca (W-B-X ~W-Boiled Extreme~)

(Working title, I might add ^)

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God dammit.

I'm not good at romance, but just.

God dammit. God fucking dammit.

This is a thing that actually happened and it honestly took me over two hours to realize that something was amiss. I spent two hours reading the weirdest goddamn fetish porn shit ever. The following is the conversation in which I realized what was going on.

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[Disclaimer: While this blog post discusses Rule 34 statistics, it doesn't contain explicit imagery, embedded links to pornographic material or excessive coarse language.]

It's the tenth of the month and you know what that means. That's right! It's time for another in-depth analysis of clop!

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In case you missed it, given the damn yo-yoing that the front page entries on this site love to do, I tried to get out of my recent slump by writing some pure grade Sunset/Rarity smut. Give it a look, if you're into that kind of thing, won't you?

Yes, I'm back with a proper dilf fic. This is where Night Light saves his daughter by having some freaky fun with Tempest Shadow.

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Sorry, this one came out so late. I had all kinds of problems getting this one finished, but don't worry, I'm working on the next chapter right now. In this one, Smolder and Jade try to confront some dank secrets in the School of Friendship's past. We get some hints of something else going on and great dangers on the rise.

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I have been working tirelessly on several writing projects and I fear two of them may never be completed.

Why?

Twitter, Equestria style.

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I know it's been a long time since the last chapter and in case anyone was wondering, yes, there's more and the story isn't dead. I'm about half dead, but the story isn't. The next chapter has been in the works little by little all this time, but it's coming together, I assure you. Just thought that'd be nice to hear for some of you, maybe.

Have nice days!

So if you want some mellow happy Rarity/Sunset smut, it's now complete for your reading pleasure.

Holy shit thanks to someone I know, Who managed to find this and decided to show me this. I have a reading of Spikes first time XD this is fucking cool XD I hope you guy's check it out I'm listening to it and find it funny and fun XD Spikes first time Audio reading This is something that I'm amazed

Which also happens to be the most ratings I've ever received on both my main account and Breathtaking Carnality. Glad I made you simpletons horny!

If you wanna help me come up with ideas for what to write next, then check out this blog. I currently have my mind set on a bonus chapter for Pool's Closed, but I honestly prefer working on new stuff.

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No, seriously.

I can't be the only one who's noticed it--anybody who looks at the majority of the New stories has to at least see it.

Like, okay, it's Spring. I get it. Animals are doing it all over the place, probably even more so since we're all crammed in the house. Gotta make them babies.

But...guys.

Okay, some people are into porn. I'm not gonna, uh, judge you for an entire blog post, but...

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DAMN PORN STORIES?!

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So, yeah. Jingleclop is alive again! Two seasons later. But honestly, spacing it out means more delicious fun throughout the year, and what's summer without a little sauce?

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Okay, so
Things have calmed down a little over here
I have time to write and edit and all that
I have all kinds of new ideas to write
So get ready!

I'm going to post a new story in just a couple of days
It's a oneshot between Suri Polomare and futa Prim Hemline
(Making me realise that Prim doesn't have her own tag and that's a travesty)
It's more or less based off of the situation in Rarity Take's Manehattan
Although, of course, it's set in Equestria Girls

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During the brief time that I've been back, there's a lot of things that I've seen that are extremely problematic: child porn (also known as "foalcon"), incest, and even rape... effin' rape!

I didn't want to believe this due to the nature of the material itself...

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Sunset and Moondancer decided to learn everything about royalty from a very direct source. Shining Armor is ready to teach them everything he knows about being a prince and living with the most lustful princess in the country.

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WANRING: This post is written like a short essay. The information presented is from personal experience and opinion.

I've noticed a particularly disturbing thing happening over the last few years. Patreon. This has probably been said several times before, but I figured throwing my two cents out there to help solve the problem.

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