Sorry been out recently I got grounded. Busted for cheating on a damn test. Lol thing was I helped a girl like two weeks ago on her test. This was just paying me back.

I told the fool to pass me the awnsers through my cell. But she forgot hers, so we switched to paper. Needless to say it failed, trying to pass me the sheet she drops it, with her book and busts us.

Karma is not in my side recently.

Decaf.

...Accurately describes my relationship status:

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Such cuckory and netorare with a abstract story is so weird to read and analysis. The story Otome Dori is so crazy that it just makes no sense but it keeps you interested...

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It's over here full of smut now so I can't link to it any more! Username there is CaptainHairball,
Right now I'm just testing it out by porting over some of my best pony stories, but I'd like to do some Armello and Beastars stuff as well. Maybe a little Star Wars if I feel ambitious.
So, yeah.

To read this story (linked at the bottom!) what you need to know about "My Little Pony" is:

MLP assumes at least two parallel universes: a world of talking ponies and magic, and a world inhabited by humans. A secret portal connects them.

MLP assumes a character in one of those universes is likely to have a counterpart in the other.

Characters have somewhat silly sounding names, as you might expect in a show about magical talking ponies.

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I realized today that I have a giant scar running a little bit underneath my left shoulder blade in a kind of ( sort of shape. It's also purple for whatever reason. Don't ask why, I couldn't tell you. Although the scar itself is from a surgery I had as an infant. Like moment out of the womb infant. I had to have my heart operated on. I almost didn't make it. But I'm here now! Suck it death!

I'm releasing this thing tomorrow.

This felt so fucking good.

This exploit has been known for a few weeks; you tilt a warthog on the wall, then get out, and you'll drop down INTO the wall, making capturing the Armory impossible for the attacking team.

Bullets and grenades don't get to you, but luckily, a Gravity Hammer does.

We went on to win the match.

Alright so this blog is overdue and I believe my audience deserves an answer to their questions as to why I took so long to not only update my stories, but why I seem to be absent a lot from FIMfiction.

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Hello one and all!

If you're reading this, it's because you either follow me or one of your friends told you about this competition...You made a poor life decision either way.

Anyhow, let's get down to business!

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Heyo guys, sorry for the wait, I had a lot of problems with this next chapter and I was stuck for quite some time on it. So today I decided to scrap the chapter, and start over, cheating a little as instead of going to the past, I'm going to continue in the present with Sharp Shooter and Applejack.

The chapter will be out between today, and Friday. I hope to get it done before Friday, but now you have some sort of idea.

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BRING ME YOUR HALF-LIFE VIRGINS!!!

Unless they're dudes. I don't swing that way.

My first and probably only fic for the video game Armello. I feel like I'm cheating on you guys writing this, but there are more kinds of furries than just ponies, right? It's called The Miner's Cavern, and yet the action takes place in a small shack. What could the title refer to?

It's a great story. So good I can't link to it. But anyone old enough to be allowed to read it should be able to fix this broken URL:
archiveofourown.org/works/19203895

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Just submitted this fine piece of work. I cant wait to see if there will be drama in the comments

Link to Story

Alright so this blog is overdue and I believe my audience deserves an answer to their questions as to why I took so long to not only update my stories, but why I seem to be absent a lot from FIMfiction.

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A friend of mine is hosting a Story Writing Contest for Princess Cadance. If you are interested in participating in the said contest, there is prize money for the writing with extra cash that can be earned. For more details, you can follow the link. https://www.fimfiction.net/group/216555/the-princess-of-infidelity-contest

I rescued the best (and shortest) fanfic I have ever written from my shitty Wordpress author site. It is about Undertale, a game I have not finished, and if you read the story you will understand why.

I Fixed Undertale for You

That is all.

If you're anything like me, you've probably noticed some ads for a website called Brony Mate floating around on FIMFiction.

Yes, that's right, a dating website specifically designed for bronies.

Well, at least ostensibly.

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I can't believe 2017 was seven years ago now. Boy, time zips away fast.

That year, my locale only got a partial eclipse, but it was still pretty interesting. I got to see the real deal this year, though.
I just used a regular Google Pixel 2 to take these, and it was kind of hard to figure out the right way to get a good picture of the eclipse.

This was my best one:

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I am literally Diane Nguyen. I get really ineffectually angry about things I can't change, I'd fuck a horse, a dog, or a buffalo if they could give informed consent, I'd be happier if I'd get off my high horse and write middle grades, I used to be slim and got fat on anti-depressants, and I'm not Vietnamese.

Alternate universe me with my ex-husband.

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