Why the Fucks? · 9:59pm May 1st, 2020
No, seriously.
I can't be the only one who's noticed it--anybody who looks at the majority of the New stories has to at least see it.
Like, okay, it's Spring. I get it. Animals are doing it all over the place, probably even more so since we're all crammed in the house. Gotta make them babies.
But...guys.
Okay, some people are into porn. I'm not gonna, uh, judge you for an entire blog post, but...
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DAMN PORN STORIES?!
Thing is, sometimes they have really cool/good sounding descriptions, but then I look at the tags. I tend to stay away from blatant sex stories--now, if there's a story that has it, but not, like, full-on explicit, I'm cool with that. Or, like, just mentions, I'm down. Innuendos? Hand me the mic!!
But...it's scaring me.
Like, I feel like we're slowly descending into a fandom of total cringe, and eventually we'll end up like Undertale, with nothing but cringe-lords, Sans (In our case, I dunno, Big Mac maybe?) Fangirls, and relentless Rule 34 artists. Oh, and people still arguing about Frisk's gender and why Undyne and Alphys shouldn't be gay.
(I miss the good days with Undertale.)
Sorry for the mini sadfest there.
Plus, I just wanna read a good story, dude. Can't a depressed teenage girl get something decent without digging through the search bar that rarely gives me exactly what I want?!
Featured section has had my back a lot lately, though. Thank goodness.
So! I made a list of possible reasons why:
1) Quarantine is not only making people bored outta their brains, but also making people realize how much of a sex drive they really have and are taking it out on the pastel ponies.
2) Are the pornhub servers down?
3) People are missing the show and the sexually tense episodes and are taking it out on their keyboards.
4) I'm an obnoxious bitch and need to shut up.
Since the chances are it's probably number 4, Imma shut up now. If you actually read this then Kudos to you!! Sorry I talk too much.
There's been a lot of clop-related contests lately, so that's part of it, plus an author who closed down his initial account has been reuploading his stuff.
It bothers me too.😒