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Aug
7th
2020

I'm sure you've heard of Moulin Rouge, but have you heard of Mulan Rage? · 7:07am Aug 7th, 2020

This is after Disney's cancellation of the US theatrical release and their decision to premiere it on Disney+ for a whopping US$29.99.

Feb
12th
2020

When your husky puppy misses mummy and daddy · 5:53pm Feb 12th, 2020

My husky was scratching the door of the summer house and making mewling sounds. She can open doors, but she never comes in when you open the door for her. She instead waits until you sit down and get comfortable before trying to open it again.

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Jun
15th
2019

I'm sorry · 5:59pm Jun 15th, 2019

Jan
25th
2017

Your Owner is a Xenophile (Update News) · 3:50am Jan 25th, 2017

Firstly, thank you for following, everyone. I know it really means nothing material in the long run, but it's super flattering and it means a lot to me that almost two dozen people decided to keep tabs on me just because of one chapter I wrote for a silly story.

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Jan
7th
2016

The escapades of American militiamen · 2:45am Jan 7th, 2016

For those of you who haven't been following a rather amusing story, a group of heavily-armed militiamen from the Mountain West decided it would be a great idea to come occupy a federal wildlife refuge in Eastern Oregon to protest a local farmer being put in jail by my former t-ball coach. His crime? Setting fire to his own land, causing a

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Oct
19th
2017

Dear Xenophiles · 4:15am Oct 19th, 2017

I know it's been a long time since the last chapter and in case anyone was wondering, yes, there's more and the story isn't dead. I'm about half dead, but the story isn't. The next chapter has been in the works little by little all this time, but it's coming together, I assure you. Just thought that'd be nice to hear for some of you, maybe.

Have nice days!

Oct
3rd
2019

One-Fap October? · 4:38pm Oct 3rd, 2019

Maybe it's just me, but I can only write good smut when I'm pent up, but not too much or it just leads to non-functioning depression. I have two stories here that are unjustly starved for attention, so this month, I've decided to undertake a personally designed challenge called One-Fap October.

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Oct
10th
2015

Tonight, Kiefer joins the hunt... · 11:18pm Oct 10th, 2015

Going to throw together my Bloodborne hunter costume later next week. Gonna get some of my old clothing and rip and wrap it around me for some homemade makeshift hunting attire. Sadly, I regret to say there will be nobody going as my Eileen the Crow, since Twidashloverxox not only has yet to discuss that date I go on about, but she apparently doesn't seem to do Halloween. Also something about her brother dressing up as Ariel from the Little Mermaid or something...

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Sep
26th
2015

A Blog Post With Nothing But True Facts That Actually Happened · 8:23pm Sep 26th, 2015

From a couple days ago:

Aragón: THAT'S IT

Aragón: THAT'S IT, NUMBERS

Aragón: I SOLVED IT

Aragón: LYRA IS POSH

Aragón: THAT'S HOW THE PINKIE CHAPTER HAS TO GO

Aragón: I'M A FUCKING GENIUS

Aragón: DEAR LORD HOW CAN PEOPLE ENDURE MY PRESENCE WITHOUT GIVING IN TO THE URGE TO SUCK MY DICK

Aragón: HEAVEN KNOWS THE ONLY REASON I RESIST IT IS FOR ANATOMICAL REASONS

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