I lured some of you here by false pretenses! The horror!

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Well, only slightly false pretenses, as those of y’all who’ve been around for a while know, when the Admiral is stressed out you get cute ponies.

Therefore, let me present a 6.4L engine replacement, a photo essay.

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This is almost a review. It's me telling you to read things and why; that's certainly close enough. Why did I chose the subject of coffee? Well, other than the fact that it is relevant to the things I shall be hurling at you, it is something that people like, apparently.

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>think gay thoughts
>sometimes think Dislestia thoughts
>other times think Lunbra thoughts
>pepsi is better than coke
>Yakko
>this laptop is stoopid
>TAKE A BREAK RUN AWAY WITH US FOR THE SUMMER
>HONEY WHATCHU WAITING FOR
>where's nagi she needs her salad slap
>THERE RIGHT THERE
>GAY OR EUROPEAN
>Sassbra
>1 divided by 0
>fekkin sleep dammit
>i s t h i s t h e r e a l l i f e
>cats
>more cats
>gawd cats are adorable
>memes
>more gay thoughts
>gayer thoughts

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Okay, so first things first, I want y'all to know that I'm fine. I'm perfectly okay.

Good? Good.

So a couple weeks ago, my father found blood on my sheets. Figuring the time had finally come, he sat me down in front of him and told me about the wonders of growing up and the ways my body is going to change.

Then he stopped, and realized I'm actually not a woman.

So to the hospital we went.

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for 150 updoots on this:

TForever Mare

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Sad

There are ponies that even the gods cannot help.

• Violence
• Suicide / Self Harm
• Celestia
• Luna
• OC
• Royal Guard

Ice Star · 12k words  ·  206  28 · 6k views

and 90 on this

TCrystalline: Her Destiny

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Drama

Lately, Princess Cadance has been feeling inadequate. She's spoken of this briefly to Twilight Sparkle but her longing for a grand adventure is really starting to get to her as are the thoughts that she isn't doing all that she can.

• OC
• Cadance
• King Sombra

Ice Star · 24k words  ·  174  11 · 4.6k views

and 70 on this small contest story

THer Own Sky

• MLP: FiM
• Equestria Girls
• Drama

Twilight Sparkle is many things, as Princess Celestia is about to learn. Will her newest Faithful Student finally serve a higher purpose?

• Twilight
• Celestia
• Cadance
• Sunset Shimmer

Ice Star · 18k words  ·  130  11 · 4.2k views

and especially to whichever of my readers read far enough to finish and updoot this

TFavorable Alignment

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Adventure
• Drama

Princess Luna disappears from Equestria with hopes of saving the world and is accompanied by the enigmatic Sombra. Meanwhile, Celestia tries to bury secrets as immortal as she is and Cadance must choose her loyalties carefully...

• Gore
• Violence
• Luna
• OC
• Cadance
• King Sombra

Ice Star · 360k words  ·  94  10 · 3.2k views

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Only one more year until I officially hit Over The Hill, and it's no longer socially acceptable to celebrate birthdays as an affirmation of my advancement rather than a marker of my slow decline. So: Hurrah! I'm not old yet! [1] I've got another full year to make an original fiction sale before I stop being A Potential Up-And-Coming Author and start being That Old Guy Who's Still Trying To Break Into The Market! OH GODS PANIC

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EDITS: NorrisThePony is judging in Word Worthy's place, and the deadline is the same time, but the date is Jan. 10th, 2018.

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It's no secret that I've not been able to throw words at my follow base recently. Or certainty not anything that wasn't already pre-written months in advance. While this is tough, I'm looking forward to summer and diving back into all my languishing projects, of which there have been more than I would like to admit lately. What I have also been overdue on are a few blog posts. I have art that I have been meaning to show off, but this isn't that blog. Not quite yet. I've still been doing small

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Overheardseen at Coffee HQ...

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I have so many ideas for new stories floating around my head at this point. The thing is, only one of them is a one-shot that I'd be able to pull off in a short time, while the rest would likely end up demanding Pony-Me levels of time and dedication to bring to life.

First off is that story idea I pitched about a magical (not Narnia) world under a couch. Yes, I'm actually considering writing that.

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I was planning on making a summer retrospective blog when I had the time, and maybe put out a few reviews on some of the many horse books I’ve accumulated throughout the pandemic. I’m almost as behind on those as I am with revising my to-be-printed works and writing my ongoing stories.

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Right now, it is a little late for me to be making proper puns, so that is the best I have to offer. I've been typing mostly emails and other purely academic things lately. Though, I wouldn't be blogging without a few things to discuss. I hope that y'all will read on since I do want to do my best to get back in the saddle for... well, pretty much everything in my life. The first thing to get out of the way: I got my laptop back! The new battery is in, and it ended up costing far less than I

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It's probably been a while, or maybe I'm just too quiet lately. I'm not sure. Either way, let's talk story updates. Even though I can't write in the same way I used to (mostly because I'd need, like, more three of me to keep up with all the shit I want to do in general) I've still been getting stuff done! It may not be three stories updating near-monthly or a hecking bunch of more substantial new one-shots popping out every few weeks, but it's something. Get those below the break!

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So back in 1925, they weren't called 'blogs'. They were called 'essays'.

I’ve been reading essays lately.

I know my audience, believe it or not—I am aware that some of you sneak into my room in the wee hours of night to caress my sleeping angel face and read my diary. For the sake of everybody else in the house, though, I want to explain something: there are two Latin American authors I really, really like.

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I most likely will be barely online this weekend, if at all. I have a Model UN conference most of tomorrow (Friday) and almost all day Saturday. Sunday is Easter, so I probably won't be on at all Sunday.

Anyways I hope all of you guys enjoy your Easter (if you celebrate it)
Bye for now!