i knew this was gonna happen but not in this way??

i can't stop thinkiiing about this

i i i i i i

i can't think straight rn steven universe why

...but not completed. All there is to do now is editing.
Expect update by or before Thursday.

Ladies and gentlemen, friends and enemies—after four long, long, long years, it's finally happened. ...But the Kitchen Sink has finally hit one-thousand upvotes! That took long enough.

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I was going to be more indirect, but I just want to get this off my chest: I never want to read an HiE story featuring "nondescript brony in Equestria" or "'wannabe genre-savvy "non-brony" who nevertheless knows about the show' in Equestria". Ever. The entire class of HiE work where the human is aware of MLP as an animated production is basically a write-off, as far as I'm concerned.

What's the appeal? What's even the point?

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After two weeks, I've finally managed to get off my butt and do a review. Also, this post is hella long, so enter at your own risk.

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I worked all weekend on it. All Saturday night, and from morning til bed on Sunday, non-stop. It's a new Apparition Amphitheater, and I'm kinda proud of it. Once it's approved, I hope you all enjoy. The first chapter will go up today soon, and tomorrow I'll post the last two chapters: one in the afternoon, and one at night.

Holy crap, i'm tired...

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FamousLastWords made it popular a while back and I'm the peddler of dead memes so I think this meme is plenty dead enough for me to peddle now and I keep almost misspelling peddle as peedle and boy, wouldn't that be awkward.

1. What is your first name?
   Vincent, legally. Or Tonkus if you're going by internet names. Or Techie. Something, I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2. How old are you?

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Yup. It's a Displaced story... technically(?)

EHoly Crap it's a Lawnmower in Equestria!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Why do I do this to myself?

• OC
• Main 6

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No dillydallying or explanation this time 'round, let's get right into it.

Badly written on purpose because honestly, I feel like kludging my way through this anyways.

Just like 90% of your other stories?

It's not like I lost a bit of my soul or anything. Right?

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Howdy y'all!

While you were waiting on updates for other stories, I've gotten some one-shot ideas and wrote one last night. I knew it would be somewhat funny, and I also wrote it partially because somepony in a thread said he needed a good laugh, so I wrote "Discord Goes On Vacation".

What I didn't know wAS THAT IT WOULD GET FEATURED!

WhAt?!

Yep, featured!

and here's an image for proof...?

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HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF FARORE!!!

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It involves mind control and a giant robot. Yes.

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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE to the tagged story.
It only took a year, but it's out now.

If you've been missing it or missed it the first time, folks, here's a seasonal treat, just in time for the holidays: A Very Grim Hearth's Warming, Chapter TWO! (And only 364 days later, how about that! )

Stuff's on pause for a bit. Here's why.

I recently heard about an experimental treatment for depression: a series of low-dose ketamine infusions. So I immediately took off work and headed to the nearest clinic (about four hours away), and that's where I'll be all week.

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Yep, it's up! Just posting an official note for everyone. Ladies and gents, I proudly present the pony.exe / The Iron Horse crossover!

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Pickleless: Oh no, it's a Spike episode? I hope it isn't cringy humor, cause it makes me cringy. I also hope that they don't make the changeling shy or whatever like Fluttershy.

>Both those things happen.

Pickleless: Dangit!

>Spike sings

WHY!?!

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Okay, again, talking about the finale. Spoilers, etc, here's your one chance to leave.

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Hey, guys!

First, have an adorable Sunset Shimmer, courtesy of mirroredsea:

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