Jan
14th
2021
50 Questions but I'm late by many months · 9:02am Jan 14th, 2021
- What is your first name?
Vincent, legally. Or Tonkus if you're going by internet names. Or Techie. Something, I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - How old are you?
I am at the ripe old age of 19. - What country are you from?
United States. Yup, sure is crazy over here right now. - What do you look like?
Eternal bed-hair generic asian dude. - What do you wish you looked like?
To be honest, I've rocked the eternal bedhead style since I was a toddler, and I ain't giving it up anytime soon. - How did you come across MLP:FIM?
I stumbled across Fimfiction shortly after writing an edgy take on the Three Little Pigs and decided that it was a good place to stick around. Got into pony memes shortly after, watched a couple of seasons, and then got bored but decided that writing pony was still fun. - Favorite ship?
*doesn't even romance noises* - Least favorite ship?
The ones that sink, like the Titanic.
- Have you told anyone outside the fandom that you like MLP?
Yup. Parents and close friends know about it. They don't mind. - Were they a family member?
See above answer. - Favorite MLP episode?
Season 5 finale. I love me some neato split timelines. - Who is your favorite superhero?
Does Saitama from One Punch Man count? - Favorite Anti-hero?
Deadpool, I guess. - Favorite supervillain?
idk. Never watched enough TV or movies to really be exposed to many supervillains outside of memes. Maybe Shigaraki from My Hero Acadamia? - Favorite anti-villain?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - What was the last book you read?
The Fifth Season, by N. K. Jemisin. - What is the last movie you watched?
The Violet Evergarden movie. I'm a sucker for feels. - Favorite song at the moment?
"Alive" by Dabin. More specifically, the acoustic release. - What song do you always come back to?
That's a tie between "Fireflies" by Owl City and "Shelter" by Porter Robinson and Madeon. - What is your current job?
Broke college student living with his parents. - What job do you want in the future?
I want to either be a video game developer or a systems architecture engineer dealing with AI. Or maybe a science-fiction author. Or a Youtuber. I have absolutely no idea right now, so I'm pursuing all of those options at once! - Dream job?
Just like the original post, see above. - At this moment what is your greatest achievement?
Getting two scholarships big enough that when put together, are able to pay my college tuition until I either get a bachelor's degree or four years pass, whichever comes first. Really helps to have 'em when I'm otherwise broke. 👍 - At this moment what is your greatest failure?
Betraying the trust of a former close friend. It still haunts me to this day. - Do you have any pets?
An old, mostly-blind and diabetic poodle boi and a buncha goldfish. - What is your dream pet?
I'm perfectly fine with the old boi. He just barks at everything, that's all. - Do you own any weapons?
I think I still have a plastic knife in one of my old backpacks from middle school. - Is there a gun you really want?
Hot-air gun. It'd be nice to have one of those high-end ones with adjustable nozzles and temperatures so that soldering and desoldering isn't as annoying when it comes to small parts or chips with many dense pins. Yes, I know what this question is asking about. - What religion are you?
(Mostly) non-practicing Buddhist. - If you could hang out with one person in history, who would it be?
Einstein seems like a pretty cool dude. - If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be?
I have absolutely no idea. Abraham Lincoln, maybe? idk. - Are you political?
Only really as of last year, but especially moreso in these past few months. I try not to show it, though. - Are you married?
Nope. - Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Ha. In this day and age? I wish. Was planning on entering the dating pool last year but then Covid happened. - Have a crush on anyone?
I have had many crushes going all the way back to elementary school, though almost nobody knows who I crushed on outside of family. - Care to explain?
They all had very friendly and open personalities, and I did find them cute. The one girl that continued going to the same school as me from elementary up into high school became a cheerleader and also suddenly was like a foot taller than me, but I still liked her. - Do you consider yourself attractive?
I'm alright, I guess. Still pretty self-conscious about my lisp, though. - If you could spend a day with someone alive who would it be?
Bill Gates. - Who is your favorite pony?
Twilight Sparkle. The fact that my stories almost always feature her in a leading role of some kind is a testament to that. - Any embarrassing secrets you'd like to share?
For some reason, I have this very ingrained memory of when I found a turd at the park that was spray-painted green because it was next to the new (at the time) slide. If you have done any stories/art, what is your favorite piece?
Yup, the new and improved Pony-Me. Splintershard too, but Pony-Me as a whole still holds a special place in my heart.TheMajorTechie · 26k words · 133 10 · 2.1k views- Are you a virgin?
Yup. - What is the craziest thing you have done in your life?
Back in sixth grade, the middle school I went to had just finished being built, and there were loose bricks and stuff all over the place still. For some reason, I thought it was a good idea to fill my backpack with broken pieces of brick that I found at the curb. - Favorite TV show besides MLP?
I don't watch TV, but I do watch Netflix, and my favorite on there would probably be the Violet Evergarden series. - Do you have a fetish of any kind?
>.> (to be honest, I imagine I'm probably a pretty vanilla sorta guy.) - Do you regret saying this fetish?
what fetish? - What are some of your favorite MLP stories?
I haven't seriously read any MLP stories in almost two years now. After Eternity is a good one, though. - Favorite quote?
To be honest, I'm not really a quotes sorta guy. I don't really think about 'em after I see one. - Did you ever hurt someone's feelings just to hurt them?
I think I'd deal myself more emotional damage if I did that. - Did you answer all these questions honestly?
Yeah, pretty much.still waiting on folks to discover my secret third account here on fimfic.
Problem with that is I have no idea the difference between a normal account and an alt. unless I am specifically told. So unless you have some way of finding it on this account or your first alt. I ain't gonna be finding it anytime soon
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Nope :P
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:D
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oh, i've dropped plenty of hints. ;)
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Can you give me a hint as to the location of those hints?
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You're Asian lol? Your voice definitely fooled me. I thought you were white.
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There's no one specific place. It has been scattered across Fimfic.
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Well, looks like I'm never finding it...
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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👁👄👁
🙏
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Welp, that's an oof then. Though, I can say that the writing style may be noticeable in the stories posted on that account. ;)
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I've often considered creating alts on here, but to troll. However, my posting style will probably be noticeable haha.
It's hard to have an alt that isn't eventually found.
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We'll see. It's been unnoticed for quite a while now. :)
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It could be any one of us. For all you know, it could even be ME! Although that last bit seems quite unlikely.
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>.>
are you me?
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I am fairly certain it is not you
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I’m not sure. Geez, if I am you, you have a lot of problems. One of which is having conversations with yourself over the internet.
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