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AND WE MEAN IT.

Because many of you live outside of Britain, and thus live in different time zones, I thought I'd do this pretty early.

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My ego, having swollen to the size of an overripe pumpkin over the course of the last half-year, drove me to Google Jelly God recently, and I came across a review of it from several years ago on a blog that is apparently managed by someone named Chris, which I think is actually a pseudonym for a colony of crab people.

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So as I mentioned earlier this week there is another story planned for some time next week. Now, I also have the next four or so stories to come after that planed and the ideas for them ready. Yet I was wondering what people would like to see after that.

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It took a while to get my writing juices flowing, so after releasing two stories of questionable taste and two more with an E rating slapped on them, I think it's time to focus on ongoing stories. I've been neglecting them and keeping some faithful readers in the lurch. I need to remedy that.

I, Chrysalis should be wrapped up in two or three chapters. I want to try and get that finished before the end of May. There is one more major fight scene to do, then the aftermath.

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Well, other than getting wasted on New Years Eve on soda and candy and watching a mystical crystal ball descend for some reason, my slate is pretty much clean, so that means stories are going to be updated(Silence, Story of a Madman and his Box, Wings- A Difficult Experience), as well as some of my old ones getting that remastered finish that everyone loves(Librarian/The Cloak of Starswirl). Also, best wishes to my military friend who had leave this December, John Boros, who next year will be

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My New Story should be out and ready to look over if not right this second, then soon™. Hopefully it'll have been worth the wait, and if not, ah well, can't win 'em all. At least I got the monkey off my back and also remembered that fimfic doesn't do indentions in stories so I ate up like an hour and a half of editing because I'm retarded and forgot.

But yeah, hope you all enjoy, updates on it should be every Friday, if not sooner.

So, a bit of background here.

TA Once and Future Darkness

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Slice of Life

When Luna returned after a thousand years of exile, she brought something else back with her. Dreams – real dreams – are shaking the world, and Twilight Sparkle must stop them before they destroy it.

• Sex
• Twilight
• Rainbow Dash
• Luna
• Main 6

Cold in Gardez · 9.6k words  ·  552  39 · 7.1k views

TThe Archetypist

• MLP: FiM
• Drama

I knew there would be trouble when Discord started asking about dreams. He just wanted to make them better, he said. More interesting. In a way he was right – in a very terrible way that we must stop, before it is too late.

• Twilight
• Discord
• Main 6
• Starlight Glimmer

Cold in Gardez · 52k words  ·  545  61 · 4.5k views

Are these stories sequels? Spiritual sequels? No. But maybe they're like mirror images of each other. They each take an idea and run with it in different directions.

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It's a very special day today.

Two years ago, I took in my beautiful baby girl. I can't believe it's been two years. It feels like even more. And yet I can picture it as clearly as if it happened yesterday. I guess it's true what they say- the days go slow but the years go fast.

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Hi everybody. Wishing everyone a Happy New Year!

Last year wasn't easy for many. And I had it easier than others, plain to see.
But it wasn't smooth sailing throughout for me. I'm past twenty-five and I've been feeling more and more like I need some direction in life. I don't want to be stuck in retail forever.

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It's December 31, the final day of the calendar. Let's enjoy each and every moment as we bid farewell to the year 2019 and the 2010s before we move on to a brand new decade.

So here's the age old question: What are you doing New Year's Eve?

No, not everything was bad. In fact, this year started great, with lots of hopes for the future, more writing projects in mind, being at my dream position as dev team member of "Legends of Equestria", as a quest writer, the wish I always had, but thought would never get fulfilled.

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Thumbnail art by UniqueSKD
Song - 'Snowfall', by UniqueSKD
Rainbow Dash / Scootaloo voices by Ribon Chan.

LANCASTER, Penn. (AP) - The hacker who stole nude photos of female celebrities in 2014 has been sentenced to 18 months in federal prison, officials announced on Thursday.

In a court in May, Ryan Collins, a 36-year-old from Lancaster, Pennsylvania, pleaded guilty to federal hacking charges and admitted to a two-year phishing scam to gain passwords of more than 100 people, including actors Jennifer Lawrence and Aubrey Plaza and singers Rihanna and Avril Lavigne.

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... and it doesn't look that shitty yet, but I may be biased due to being drunk. Even my champagne has vodka in it, so don't expect me to be reliable source on how 2017 is like.

Hmm, I wonder which celebrity kicks the bucket first?

Also, who cares that celebrities have died in 2016? Many of them were probably born in it, we just don't know about it yet...

My friends and I first stopped at the drugstore so I can get a Diva Cup. I'm using it now and it's pretty comfy. Then we went to Victoria's Secret and looked at bras and underwear and shit. I got these cute undies, but in bright red.

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It's so perfect

I can easily say this year has been my most eventful in all 19 years of my life.
Believing in connecting with my followers, I thought I'd list all the crazy shizzle I've been through this year so you might know a little more about the author you love!

So, here we go!

• I've been at the centre of a court case. (Don't worry, I wasn't the accused, I was the victim )

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