OKAY SO
I'VE OFFICIALLY WRITTEN TWO STORIES OVER 100K
AND
BECAUSE OF MY MOST RECENT UPDATE
WRITTEN OVER A MILLION HORSEWORDS NOW
I'M OFFICIALLY A MILLION WORD HORSEFAG
OKAY SO
I'VE OFFICIALLY WRITTEN TWO STORIES OVER 100K
AND
BECAUSE OF MY MOST RECENT UPDATE
WRITTEN OVER A MILLION HORSEWORDS NOW
I'M OFFICIALLY A MILLION WORD HORSEFAG
Good lord, last week was a monstrosity. I even had to get involved myself, for the Transformers story.
All the updates for the next few months are listed below! Check out when the next updates are going to be released! Thanks to an automated chapter release thingy, all updates unless noted (*) will be posted regularly at 7 pm EST!
They say that a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
In the end, though, I generally find it more like rolling a rock down a hill – once you get started, it is a lot easier to keep going.
Today’s stories:
Where Your Heart Is by Cloudy Skies
The Tail End of It by ShortSkirtsAndExplosions
”Why do all our new adversaries rhyme with each other?” by Estee
Scootalift by Estee
Starry Night by AShadowOfCygnus
I lured some of you here by false pretenses! The horror!
Well, only slightly false pretenses, as those of y’all who’ve been around for a while know, when the Admiral is stressed out you get cute ponies.
Therefore, let me present a 6.4L engine replacement, a photo essay.
On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 4 dead nutshack memes...
I've been with this community since 2014 and just made an account a little while ago and just made a blog now that just shows how absolutely god dam lazy I am. Buut I like talking about fallout equestria so if y'all wanna talk about it I'm down
13 more days until you can shoot a guy in red for breaking into your home...
Before I begin, I need to say that I totally forgot that I hung out with Winston at the con, too, and completely forgot to mention him in the last blog post.
most likely i'll be putting it up on offprint.net since I'm already familiar with that site myself (despite it being in a VERY beta-y stage still)
But I'll tell you anyway because I have nothing better to do and I'm wasting my free time!
So I'll be as painfully blunt as I can be.
Basically I'm a good for nothing piece of shit that is spending way too much money on nsfw commissions.
I do nothing but become a simple consumer of Youtube videos and play video games daily, reverting back to that boring person I was before I created stories (if you can even call them that).
Unrelated image
Yep, straight horses people! I'm not crazy, I just enjoy Lunbra! So if you wanna get some smexy straight horses doing the do, get it: Night Company. Now have cute Luna dancing:
I know I'm rusty, but jeez it still sucks being told the story I wrote didn't do well. I honestly don't know if I should keep going.
There's a reason why I sounded like I didn't give a damn about audio quality.
It's because I didn't give a damn about audio quality.
Send me a real microphone if you don't like the sound of my audio, and maybe the UniqueSKD channel will slightly improve a little bit.
I'm surprised that I slept well, considering that I stayed up later than usual to tell a friend happy birthday. By that I mean I texted "Birth." at midnight. Last night I shaved, plucked, and moisturized my entire existence. I reached the ultimate form of cleanliness. I just hope that someone sees how fabulous I look today. My mom just told me that a good grocery store opened 5 minutes from my house, so I might go there to get some yogurt for a cucumber
*internal thoughts during The Perfect Pear*
"If Granny Smith seemed pretty reasonable towards Bright Macintosh, then wouldn't she be able to set the Apple-Pear rivalry aside for him?"
"Why doesn't Granny Smith trust other families, anyway?"
A simple bullet list of stuff this time: