The title explains all. If you're curious, look no further than the button right below the cute animated picture.

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So, my old PC has, after over 6 years of service, finally died. Or at least, I'm 90% certain that it has; I'm pretty sure that the power supply unit on it has burned out, judging by the fact that it won't power on anymore and the little white light on it had been turning on. Apparently, it was trying to warn me it was on its last legs, but I didn't listen.

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No, Cozy Glow isn't a changeling. She's a demon from hell, hellbent on disemboweling the main six and the CMC and rolling in their insides to maintain her youth.

Why do you think she is attending a school that exclusively teaches friendship?

Its because she tried to murder her last friends, the ones who got away. Cozy Glow is a parasitic entity, hiding behind a mask of consideration, while secretly being the largest threat the Elements will ever face in existence.

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Have you heard the news?

Fimfiction is changing its name to Fimfaction.

That is all. I'm so sorry.

This chapter opens with a surprising display of humility from Theresa, who admits that she is just an eighteen year old kid who doesn’t know what she’s doing. Based on everything that we know so far, this is only included because the author is trying to deflect criticisms about his perfect little brainchild. Theresa also admits that not doing anything can be a mistake sometimes. Come to think of it, don’t you think that a lot of her problems from earlier in the book would have been solved if

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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What a way to open a chapter that we have here! Theresa is being heaped with praise and love and admiration for her plan to create rain around the world. This strikes me personally as very strange, because the last time this happened a drunk from the slums and his family had to build an enormous ark, take two of every animal and ride out the flood without dying of starvation, dehydration, incest, unhygienic conditions, or just plain boredom. You’d think that a devout Catholic like Boutin would

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It's been a while. Again.

Quick aside for those of you who don't like reading long blog posts:

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We're getting two chapters in one day because the last chapter was so damn pointless.

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I generally do not have the same dream twice. I can count the number of such dreams at a total of 3 and almost never more than one repeat. Out of these one was absolutely agonizing because I woke up, and then I woke up, and then I woke up...about 137 times..

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Everyone responsible for the decision to have the “heroes” of this show brutally torture a child to death should be ashamed of ruining Lauren Faust’s creation. Worst ending imaginable, couldn’t be any worse, ruins the ENTIRE series!!!!! Or at least it ruins all the post-Faust stuff in the entire show’s history.

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15.ai is both a triumph of machine learning and a power too great for mortal men. With just a few minutes of sampled audio, it can produce fairly convincing sentences in that voice. And part of its training data was Friendship is Magic.

Yes, with Rainbow Dash Presents exhausted, we turn to a much more recent fan episode, one voiced synthetically. Let’s see how it turns out.

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My New Story should be out and ready to look over if not right this second, then soon™. Hopefully it'll have been worth the wait, and if not, ah well, can't win 'em all. At least I got the monkey off my back and also remembered that fimfic doesn't do indentions in stories so I ate up like an hour and a half of editing because I'm retarded and forgot.

But yeah, hope you all enjoy, updates on it should be every Friday, if not sooner.

IN WHICH I TALK MUSIC
As many of my longtime readers know, I am (or was) a musician, and I love incorporating song references into my stories, especially the Burritoverse. As I was working on one of my Sunset Shimmer stories, I realized one of my favourite tunes from an album I enjoy really fits where/how I envision her:

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I keep getting told to call a suicidal hotline if gets bad enough and I promised to do so if I did.

Here I am, sitting in front of the snake river, and I call them.

“Hello, and welcome to the suicidal hotline~”
pause.
Same in another language.

I am sitting at the edge of a river, and it’s a machine. A machine to sort people out. Who call this in a last attempt to not do something.

Like.
I.
I just.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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My friends, it has been far, far too long already. Well, not much longer.