Maybe I'll write a more serious post tomorrow.

becuase i really needed something else to waste my time on

SOON

Also this

because yeah, gay shipping

that's all i have to report

u may fuck off at ur leisure

A new princess is in town…

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All will love me and despair.

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Kissylips was having none of that crap. “Boy you better show me sum RESPECT cuz I got a can here and it’s a can of... beans? Darn, it was supposed to be a can of butt whoopin’ but beans will have to do.”

This one won’t be up today but another one will.

God help me.

and we've just been shitting on its corpse

all hail the shitty displaced overlords

It’s probably going to be less exciting and plot-heavy than that. Meh.

image source: https://derpiboo.ru/967111

Oh, have I ever mentioned Distraction-Free Mode in Sublime Text? Yeah, it’s pretty cool.

Stop scrolling, stop what you’re doing, and drop your dankest Pony meme(s) in the comments. The bouncer will judge whether you are worthy of entrance to the dank memers club.

No seriously this is the cover.

And yes, this book has AN ENTIRE CHAPTER Debunking Young- earth Creationism. I am sorry but I just could not stop laughing.

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back at it again bbys

lets see how long til i crash and burn

anon death fic reaches 800 upvotes

the shocks is pleased

thnks bbys

I have no excuse for this, nor do I need one.

Bless up for Gay Wallflower \o/
~Scampy

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_{I hold no ill will to the story.}

my fanfic "The Day I Was Reincarnated To Equestria"... is actually a shitpost...

because i never took it seriously. im just having fun.

If there's more to life than that, I don't know what it is.

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I dunno about you guys, but I think it’s looking pretty good:

It's being halfway decent at My Little Pony Fanfic. Even my original novels. Are basically. My Little Pony fanfic.

It's what I've got and Imma use the fuck out of it before my time in this horrible hell world is over.

Now. I'm pissed at myself for doing something stupid I'm not going to tell you about and drinking coconut rum. Because I'm too masc, I guess? Like I own whiskey so bad its a test of manhood to drink it, but no, coconut rum. Must. Be. Gayer.

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