It’s been a good week for random news stories about ungulates that could be the plot of a fic, or even an episode of the show…

Cow walks on wild side with Polish bison

12 camels disqualified from Saudi Arabian beauty contest after Botox used 'to make them prettier'

Shepherd: *Sitting down to a meal with a cow... And it's steak*

Shepherd: "Er... You sure you're okay with this?"

Cow: "Oh yes. Circle of life and all that!"

Shepherd: "I mean, you knew this cow."

Cow: "Yes."

Shepherd: "And she was close to you."

Cow: "As close as enemies can get. Hurry up, she's getting cold!"

Shepherd: "..." *Slowly cuts a piece. Lifts it to his mouth. Takes a bite.*

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The ones that I found interesting or funny I have bolded.

1. Minnesotan baseball commentator Halsey Hal was the first to say 'Holy Cow' during a baseball broadcast.

2. The Mall of America in Bloomington is the size of 78 football fields --- 9.5 million square feet.

3. Minnesota Inventions: Masking and Scotch tape, Wheaties cereal, Bisquick, HMOs, the bundt pan, Aveda beauty products, and Green Giant vegetables

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Bambi
Pinocchio
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
The Sword in the Stone
Peter Pan
Lilo & Stitch
Cruella
Tinker Bell
Charming
Rose Red

Not a lot happened today. Mostly because of one thing: MY FIRST TATTOO!!! On my right shoulder, It's Maui's hook!

The general shape

The finished look with all the details, making it look wooden.

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Chapter 3 is getting the royal treatment first it seems. Another gracious thanks to Mutter_Butter for her work. It's a small consequence of writing some of the most important/heartfelt parts into a single chapter first. Couldn't help but want to bring this moment to life!

Chrys' cow-wranglin'.

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Hiya, lovely peeps!

Holy stars. Wow, just wow.

When I posted the story yesterday, I wasnʼt expecting much. It did gain a lot more views than I was expecting (200 in less than 12 hours), but it was a little slow on the upvotes (a mere 7 in 12 hours). I told myself, “Okay. No biggie.”

And then I woke up this morning.

27 notifications. 430 views. 32 upvotes. 3 extra followers. Featured!

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Stolen shamelessly from TNAB and Jake. And I always got a kick out of doing these and learning more abut friends. Very nostalgic feeling to do one again.

1. What's the story behind your name?

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...and a 14k chapter appears...! Literally by accident! I thought it was going to be shorter, but the damn story outline kinda made that hard to do.

I honestly want to be less verbose...

Just a few quick updates because I wanna make them, as well as a small change of plans.

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What follows is my attempt to synthesize all the lore from the SHOW, COMICS, BOOKS, and whatever else to get a clearer picture of this strange world that is Equestria. I will try my best to only make claims backed by evidence and avoid headcanon at all costs, which is going to make this fun considering how much the show contradicts itself half the time. The show is primary canon, the comics are secondary, and all else is tertiary. If the show contradicts something in the comics directly (such

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Your eyes do not deceive you!

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