Watch this training video, practice these techniques in your spare time, rinse, repeat. Got to keep yourselves ready and strong if we're gonna rule the world and this fandom together, guys.

Credit goes to Jiggystash on YouTube for making this video.

Hello everyone, just writing to say that you can expect my new clop story this Tuesday! Still not giving anything away for it yet, so you'll still have to wait and see who else is going to be having a good time in this story.

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Hello everyone! Just a brief post this time on the subject of—of all things—music. When I wrote An Afternoon for Dotted Line people expressed some disbelief, I seem to recall, on how Rose managed to get so many voices on one violin, and assumed I was taking liberties. And, yes, in part I was, and really, those can be hoofwaved by just going "Magic!" but I knew there was a

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3,751.451612903226 per day (well within the range of 4,000 that some can do)
TW: 232,590
My Average story Word Count (Total Words divided by Total Stories) was 9,691.25 (which puts each story into a novelette).
My followers were 43 at that point.
And I had Zero Fan Requests.
Total Stories: 24
(As of 1/21/2017)

But that was as of a Two Month Average.

Here is the One Month.
Followers: 18

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Hello all. I'm writing this to let everyone know that I've just finished the latest chapter of my story. This is best to be read after reading said chapter, because while this does contain something I felt was important to say, it also contains some pretty big spoilers. So, if you;rereading this before going on to Chapter 7, I suggest that you stop and go read that first. If you don't care about my garbage writing, then feel free to go ahead and read this first. You have been warned.

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Strawberry Cinnamon Cilantro Cupcakes. And people wonder why I make Pinkie have some weird flavor combinations in stories where she bakes.

Sassy Saddles looks like Sarah Jessica Parker.

And okay she's a bit much and its what five minutes in? Oh boy. I love Rarity, I do. I hate her episodes cause there's only so much you can do in a Y-Y7 show with the fashion industry.

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Today's story explores a side of Trixie we know all too well, and today's story explores a side of Trixie we've never seen before.

Great and Powerful
[Alternate Universe] [Drama] [Sad] • 3,470 words

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1. I thought I just heard someone say 'We're blasting off again,' but we copyrighted that! —James from Pokémon

2. Q: I just want to talk to you woman to woman if that’s possible?
A: it is possible as we’re both women!
—Brennan from tv series Bones

3. The more successful the villain, the more successful the picture.” -Alfred Hitchcock

4. I’m wearing tights instead of pants —James from Pokémon

5. Azula: I don't have tragic sobs stories like all of you.

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starting at 0:24

Closeness Lines Over Time

When your sister draws your relationship closeness with lines and it just looks... incriminating telling.

Sister:

Brother: Can you NOT, please?

Power lines, how do they work?

Source

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The power lines connecting my house and the pole got severed somehow and fell on the roof causing a small fire in that spot.

I was in the shower and all my roommates were asleep when suddenly our neighbor came and banged on our door to alert us of the fire.

One of my roommates went and put it out with a ladder and an extinguisher.

And then the fire department showed up. That was my night how was your’s?

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So I know a lot of people have been telling me that there were more mistakes than usual in my more recent story. While I kind of know this, given I was rather limited for editors given the nature of the story LegionofPony, very kindly offered to take a look at it for me. So for anyone who is interested it taking another look you may find the story is a lot better than before!

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For now, Sweetsong can fly along the coast; if she goes far enough south she’ll find another harbor that has rail lines, or she could go north all the way to Vancouver Island and find a train there. It won’t get her off the island, though. Or she could put aside the train-jumping for a while and become a beach bum . . . there are plenty of options open to her.

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