Hello, all! Did you miss me, because I sure missed me! Where have I been? I was inside of me the whole time! The real me was the friends I made along the way! Am I friends with myself? Who knows? Find out in tonight's episode of I Don't Know How To Write A Blog Post, costarring my anxiety meds and half a bottle of Gatorade on my desk.

... this is why we don't write blog posts at 1am after a long day of work. If you're still reading this, thanks for your patience.

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Hey folks! I’m just letting you know that I haven’t forgotten about the Afterword for The Iron Horse, or the FAQ that will come with it. Work and my dissatisfaction with the first draft of the Afterword slowed me down, but I’m about ready to launch it. In the meantime, if you have a question about The Iron Horse that you haven’t asked yet, you can check the original post about it

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Remember when you all said you wanted "MOAR PLZ" in the Diamondverse?

Well, why not try this year's holiday fic on for size and see if that does the trick?

TDiamonds Amidst the Snow

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Slice of Life

As the Diamond City of Canterlot celebrates the onset of winter and the defeat of the shadowkin, Astra Princess Twilight Sparkle must find a way to define her relationship with Lady Rarity. Assuming Rarity can stop flirting with her for five seconds.

• Alt. Universe
• Twilight
• Rarity

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Share and enjoy!

-NI

“So, Biscuit,” said nobody in particular, “how’s 2021 been going so far?”

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And we had a whole six days without incident, too.

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“Why do you have to be so annoying?”

“Hey! I’m just trying to explain it to you! The history of the language is-”

“Long and boring. Also, unnecessary to learn.”

“...Fascinating and intriguing.”

“‘Fascinating’ and ‘intriguing’ mean the same thing!”

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My sister entered the room without knocking, and caught me reading the Kama-Sutra out loud to my hand-carved, fuck-ugly wooden Beethoven bust.

I was at the part where the book explains how to get rid of a lover you don’t want anymore.

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Against my better judgement and despite popular demand, I will be attending BC 19. If you wish to demand an explanation concerning any of my stories, or ask me to autograph a confession, this will probably be your best chance.

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Wow, you guys. I'm really speechless right now.

I never expected Into The Mirror to gain such popularity. I hoped, certainly, because I wanted the link in the Author's Note to be visible. But I knew it wasn't necessarily realistic. Thank you guys so much for getting this story to the featured page and helping me shed light on such a difficult issue. It really means the world to me.

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Once I no longer have to throw my entire focus into finishing the story, oh boy are things gonna get worked up.

You know those story ideas on my userpage? The ones near the bottom of the list with additional info? Yeah, those are gonna be the stories I write.

Three serious stories
Three comedies (counting the one about being displaced).

Took longer than I wanted, but due to losing a few hundred words yesterday due to being up for forty straight hours (beeping fire alarms suck) I had to fix and edit this monster of a chapter.

And this is the final chapter of this story.

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Did you know that there are a series of elements and themes that I like using in my stories so much that my friends (and many readers!) have picked up on it by now? Did you also know that they make fun of me because of it, too? I love having friends.

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Ahoy there, scallywags. Avast ye Rimmer's ass.

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Hello fellow friends. Long time no see. To cut to the chase, a fellow I know by the name of Thought Prism has finished writing his original fiction novel, and he needs our help. His blog post explains the details, but the simple summary is that the publisher crowdsources contracts, offering them to authors

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Hey, it's been over a year since I wrote a con blog post.

Well, not if you count the very late SeaquestriaFest blog post.

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So let's talk about Ponyville Ciderfest while it's still fresh in my mind.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Here we goooooo! As I try and remember all the different obscure references I put in this thing. If I miss one, anthro Sparkler is gonna come after me.

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