Hello to all my new followers!

For those of you who who are new, I periodically review stories and give my own personal recommendations on them. The stories are taken from my voluminous “Read It Later” lists, or alternatively are drawn from various places around the site. I am somewhat notorious for “hating everything”, but I assure you, there are things that I love.

Just not many of them.

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"It's funny 'cause she's drunk!"
"Haha, they're making fart noises!"
"sexual innuendo"

I understand that different people find different things amusing, but what I can't stand is miscategorization. This isn't adult humor, this is the humor of the obnoxious kids back in middle school. It's fine if you enjoy middle-school obscenity humor, but don't pretend it's "mature". It's not.

Yeah, I know, I'm like a week late with this announcement. I'm aware that I've been getting more and more scarce on here, but that doesn't mean that I'm not interested in some Fimfic events from time to time - and this is certainly, certainly no exception.

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I’m awfully serious on this blog. I’m tired of it, have something completely inconsequential I’ve been working on for the last couple days. If you read my blog posts for half-baked discussions of “art” as it relates to fanfiction… this isn’t that. You can head on your way if you are.

No, no, no. Instead, this is going to be something different.

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kek

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...And it reminds me a bit of the situation in SFaCF, specifically between Sunset and the Dazzlings.

Okay, episode gushing first (spoilery bits!):

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I hate being in dual credit government sometimes...

So by now Episode 10 of Season 7, "A Royal Problem" has aired in Canada, though not in the US. At the time of writing this, it's not long after it aired in the land of pine and poutine, and rather than getting spoiled, I've kept up on those releases.

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I have had Pinkie Pie's Smile Song stuck in my head all day, and the worst part was that I couldn't sing along because I was at work, where there are other people...

I hope you all choke on it.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
23:55_8/10/2015

I'm feeling a bit down and wanted to end the evening on a positive note, so I thought why not make a list of everything I've been doing lately, see how much I've got done. then I thought, why not blog the list? so here we are.

1. firstly, I've actually gotten more or less caught up with my youtube videos. I recorded a bunch more today, but that's fine; its a small amount compared to the back log I had before, and now...

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Since The Iron Horse hit 1000 likes a little while ago, I asked Greenfinger to come up with a little something to mark the occasion as a side project. Here we see Turing Test and her siblings each doing their own thing. Thank you so much for all your support these last few years!

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Spoilers below.

Only click if you want to fill your head with stoopid.

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And I couldn't be happier for SOOOOO many reasons.

Some petty, some heartfelt, but mostly because Nero's back, and while he's sporting a new trick up his sleeve, he's the same dork as he ever was in DMC4.

With this said, it's given me quite the motivation for writing. Gonna do what I can for some of my stories. In the meantime, why not check out my current crossover masterpiece? You can find it as a Tagged Story.

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I finally got around to watching Wreck-It Ralph, and let me just say, I am so glad I chose to see it after IYGALL finished, 'cause boy, does "IYGALL video game AU" sound weird as heck. As much as I enjoyed the movie...after that twist, I can't stop thinking about how similar the two are. (If anyone else has noticed the similarity, rest assured, it surprised me as much as it did you.)

In any case, what this means is I know the first thing I'm gonna draw 2018~

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So, every so often, I take a look at what's featured and popular on this site just to see where the trends currently are. I don't really read a lot of FiM based fic these days, since, as I've stated, I'm more interested in Equestria Girls. But I like to know what's going on story-wise around here and I've noticed something that kind of irritates me.

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I have finally finished my first pay period: I completed 13,142 words over my past five stories/chapters, for a total Patreon income of $1! And it only took me a little over a month!

Buck apples get bits.

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Originally, the first three chapters were meant to by one. However, I was so naive and eager, that I didn't realize how lackluster they were divided. Some have said that there just wasn't enough substance to really hook them. So, I did what I wanted to do from the start. Chapters 1-3 are now a good 9k chapter. I think this might help hook some new readers, but I don't know yet. Let me know what you think if you have an opinion of the matter.

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