Chapter 27 posted in The Runaway Bodyguard. A Double Chapter! The fight of the century year. Really! How badly will Starlight be beat up? Next: Coach makes a deal that Starlight can refuse.

Alright, down 1/3 a bottle of bourbon and bored. So what do I talk about? Uhh, lemme think.

Okay, oddly enough, whiskey fills my head with sad country music. Look up Whiskey Lullaby. That' s the main one. Technically the only one but my life is young.

What else... I remember a friend was once asking about why people like Donald Trump have to exist. Something like how he's inspiring so much bad and scary stuff, like to do with immigrants and whatnot.

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Now that my semester's over with, I'm finally going to be able to catch up on pony. That's cool, that's good. I'm also hoping it'll give me time to look at Contrast again. I'm in this situation right now where the will to write is suddenly very much there again, but I lack the conceptual meat to work with, now that I've realized the last batch was kind of rotten in some spots. That's not to say I'm going

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i'm at that stage between tired and energized where anything goes. my tastebuds are completely open. I would nibble on deep fried turds if you bet me a ten. or hell, i'd just try a fucking cheeseburger. wouldn't do that normally.

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And it bloooooows! Yeah, real big shocker, I know. My home boys tried to warn me (by which I mean a bunch of people on the internet with a Youtube account), but I wanted to see for myself if the film was as terrible as so many said it was, rather than just parrot what has been said. And yeah, it's bad. Not even hilariously bad (okay maybe in some parts but that's not noteworthy praise). As a tl;dr, the film as a movie is subpar and hardly entertaining in a plain movie-goer sense; certainly not

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Well season six is finally over and that means watching/reviewing the last half. I had planned on holding off until next week cuz I'm a sissy baby coward have stuff to do the next few days, but work has gotten me riled up and gave me a crazy idea for late night shenanigans to both relax and get this thing over with. I'm loaded down with red wine and a bottle of Guinness actually no that's for a special occasion to marathon my way through this silly horse show, see how many

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So, it's that time of the month. I'd like to show a snippet from the beginning of the next chapter. This will be a chapter focusing largely on Midnight. This will be the chapter where I, hopefully, can spring board into some of the conflict I have imagined for my characters.

Well, enough of that.

Here's the chapter link.

And password, as always: Madeyoulook

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Hey ho, just promoting my recent update to the Wayfarers. If you haven't read it yet, maybe give it a try? Yeah? Maybe?

So, all of the pre-written chapters are up now. Everything from here on out is from scratch. That said, I've already made head way in the next chapter. But for this weekend?

I got a bottle of Fireball, some good literature, some good vidya games, and some notes to work on. My kind of shit.

The big moment has finally arrived: the latest, most prospective entry in the Pony-verse. MLP: A New Generation had dropped on Netflix yesterday, and I "celebrated" it by roping my two good buds into watching in: one who has zero understanding of pony period, and the other who has some familiarity and dropped out of watching the FiM moving at the three quarter mark. So loaded up with Alize and a loaf of bread to line my stomach, and going by the promise made by the creepy-ass thumbnail of Izzy

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WE DRINK AND SWEAR TOGEHTER! HGIWEIJRWG/

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So this week has been all sorts of hectic. Haven't had much time to myself at all. I haven't even starting writing Chapter 9, but I have everything I want to write planned out. It's going to be called "Catching Up" for anyone who cares. Going to be showing something some of you have been asking for. No, it's not the asparagus story.

Or is it?

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Holy shit I actually meant to write the chapter out in the first person, I don't know why my mind went straight to third

When I sober up enough, here in a few hours or so, I'll get to rewriting it out lmao. Will likely do it tomorrow if anything

My honest mistkae, so, yeah. Sorry fam

Whatever,

Lack of Tact

Not made a TextingStory video in forever, and I was trying to sleep but couldn't because my mind was rolling, so I've had no sleep at all, if only, an hour at most. I ended up with a drunken TS from Pinkie to Fluttershy, so it's a little strange!

Huzzah! I've been writing a ton this week, even got another story out earlier today. I was in the middle of writing a chapter for Relationships are Evil and then an idea for a clopfic came to mind. I'm not really into writing clopfics, though I know it's something I have to do to expand my repertoire of writing. I have to say, I'm really happy with the way it turned out.

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Way Hwy Up She Rises

What Will We Do With A Drunken Sailor?

So yeah, got wasted last night, and thanks to the coercion of my "friends", I have produced a, um, "quality reading."

It's a mature story, so if that's not your cup of cider, then perhaps don't listen. But... if you want to listen to me make a fool of myself, here you go: The Rabbit Hole

Hopefully sometime this week. Enjoy the music, and stay tuned.

Hey guys, sorry for the delay on my next story! I got really swamped over the holiday, after my family left I had to spend a good amount of time quite inebriated to recover from the experience. All that is over now, so back to typing! I’ll go ahead and let the title out now for ya’ll for being patient with me: Home Brewed Healing.