I'm going to work as much as I can this weekend. But being the weekend of my 21st birthday, which is tomorrow, I don't know how productive I'll be. I'll try my best. I'm really excited for this chapter coming up. Still not sure what the title will be, but I'm thinking something along the lines of 'Trifecta.'

Also, I just wanted to post an update for anyone who wanted to see my current balisongs. I got both my new knives, so now I'm just waiting for the EX10 to be finished.

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Hey, everyone.

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Since last night, this is what I have finished.

Now then, I still have a few more sessions to go. I haven't even gotten to the fun part that I was looking forward to yet, so it's quite possible that this will be another 10k+ chapter. Yay!

In other news, I traded away that Specter Evo I got for a better knife. A knife from a designer I've been wanting to collect from for awhile now.

Here she is.

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Eh. Picked a rando OC and rolled with it. Let's get right into this.

Butter Knife is a female black and red alicorn OC whose defining trait is a futile attempt to be "edgy". And using her namesake butter knife.

She is rarely ever referred to by her name, and the heart locket she wears contains the souls of all of her dead parents.

She is black and red all over because that is edgy and she is edgy.

That's just about it. She's a very flat character as far as characters go.

This chapter is intense and required a beginning author note because I didn’t want to add a new warning tag. Remember, this is a story of gangs and the mob—and the story of somepony who thinks she is smarter than the rest. See how Starlight reacts (how anyone might react) when she lets herself

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Bought from my friend, who mods balisongs himself. I was going to buy it from the maker, but he lives in Russia and wouldn't accept PayPal Goods and Services. I didn't want to be on the losing end if something went wrong going through customs. But now that my friend has it, I can reap the rewards without the same level of risk!

Handmade, one of a kind balisong with titanium handles and varied anodization.
Beautiful!

Aren't gifts the best? Everypony loves free stuff. And what better gift is there than a torture story? I hope she likes it. Everypony loves rape, right?

So, here is my gift to you, Crimson_Lime. You deserve this:

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Like the title says, my shippings. Either cannon, or not.

Lee x Twilight Sparkle
Leight/Twiee

Toxin x Pinkie Pie
Tokie Pie/Pinkxon

Blossom x Jacob(Iron Man)
Jacsom/Iron Flower

Buttercup x ???(I'm not telling)
Butter???/???cup
(PS, it was cannon until he dumped her)

Fourth Wall x Rainbow Dash
Fourbow/Rainourth

Tell me what shipping you like in the comments, and maybe I'll cannon it.

Hello out there, readers, writers, and editors of FiMFiction! I bet you are wondering what I've been up to the past couple weeks? Well, the answer is something like everything and nothing.

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Scootaloo was currently cutting up vegetables for a salad when Celestia barreled out of her room.

"H- Hey Scootaloo."

"Oh no."

"Are- Are you the best weapon?.. Wait no I did that wrong!"

"Maybe you should sit down."

"Maybe you should stop running away, be- because you-"

No really-

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So this week has been all sorts of hectic. Haven't had much time to myself at all. I haven't even starting writing Chapter 9, but I have everything I want to write planned out. It's going to be called "Catching Up" for anyone who cares. Going to be showing something some of you have been asking for. No, it's not the asparagus story.

Or is it?

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A little funsies in anticipation of a status update for fics. Things are somewhat in flux right now, more details to follow.

Imagine, if you will, a simple room with one table, and six seats. On one side, three people sit. Let's pretend they're ponies for the sake of comedy. There's a stallion, a white-maned mare, and a regular, young mare. Across from them sits... a Cracker.

This is a job interview. Here's the broad terms on how it goes.

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One of my mates and fellow Sunlight fanatic JWolfSilver is raising money to go to the last Bronycon. This would, I believe, be her first ponycon, and this is the last Bronycon. Unfortunately, she has very little capital. Fortunately, GoFundMe exists. So, if you're a fan of her, want to meet her, want to see me get into a knife fight with her in Quills and

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You thought you escaped the insanity? Ho ho, just you wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet if ya haven't read this fic.

EThe Amazing Adventures of Butter Knife! (& Friends!)

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Butter Knife is your everyday, somewhat-atypical, overly-generic "edgy" alicorn. Now then, prepare yourself for a nice dose of CRINGE.

• OC

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This story centers on Butter Knife, the titular fake-edgy OC who hardly ever is referred to by her real name!

I'm not sure if I should be sorry for this.

Don't be.

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