So...where to begin with this one...

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Marble Pie woke up from her slumber, recovering from what seemed like the most sweetest of dreams ever. The last thing she could remember was the heavy musk of apples and sweat. As she rubbed the grogginess out of her eyes, she looked around her bedroom and noticed Big Mac adjusting his yoke. Suddenly all the buttery feelings inside her had melted.

“Big Mac?” she called out to him, albeit quietly.

The strong, red stallion turned his head to her with a sober expression. “Eeyup?”

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Something comes to mind after watching the 'Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep' episode. This idea has been in my head for a while now and I'm glad to take this time to talk about it.

Can an earth pony ascend to alicornhood?

The answer is yes.

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You know one time I was in Washington DC when I was a kid and we went to the air and space museum there. I was amazed at how much stuff was in there. Personally I just thought it would be a big empty building. But no, they had a bunch of stuff in there. It was really amazing just how far we've come as humans when it comes to flight.

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Pretty Little Marble Pie (on soundcloud)

(As sung from Big Mac to Marble Pie)

You’re a precious stone
And I’m just homegrown
but if you’ll sit with me
I think you’ll see

You’re the apple of my eye
Pretty little Marble Pie

Well, I don’t know rocks
apart from granite blocks,
but when I look at you
I can tell it’s true

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What happens when Spike and Big Mac ask Discord to join their RPG night? What do you think?!

https://youtu.be/LxvxdLq17Hs

AKA: The Lusty Pegasus Changeling

What do you get when you take The Elder Scroll's "The Lusty Argonian Maid" story and mash it together with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? If you guessed this little project, then well, yuuuupp!

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Wow! Where the hell have I been?!

That is actually a very good question, so here is a quick summery of why I have not been writing, making blog posts as much as I used to.

I work for Enterprise now.
I have no life.
I hate my job.

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Howdy, folks! No Adorable Applejack today. It'd be a bit redundant...

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I wonder what would happen if Princess Cadence's pregnancy turned out to just be a really bad case of gas after eating brussel sprouts. I mean think about it, it could happen. What would happen if Danny DeVito got in on this show? I mean he's done it before. He was the Grundle King years ago. I think Danny would bring a lot to Friendship is Magic, I mean he could literally sit there and talk about how horny he is and be a unicorn with an amazingly long horn. He could laugh in that laugh

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The CMC help Big Mac win over the heart of a mare. What could possibly go wrong?!

https://youtu.be/os1ZVLcNXjg

In the northern wastelands of the Crystal Empire, Spike the Dragon and Shining Armor stumble over a crashed, crystalline starship. One that bonds to Spike immediately, and obeys him. But it requires a few different pilots to reach its full potential. It seems resistant to magic and to magic drain, and may be possible of faster than light travel.

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(I'm back! I've been so busy doing real estate classes. I've got so many things planned for ya'll...hehehe...including a 19,700 word Trixie horror story you'll see very soon. But for now, it's time for some Big Mac...)

Story Description:
Maurice is going to get a pony for his daughter. The badlands have herds of ponies, claimed by no one. No one except the giant stallion...

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New story! Girl Talk is up, and the story has been featured for most of today (as long as you turn the M filter off).

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I'm sure the fandom will take this well.

-Ten minutes later.-

Everything outside of Hasbro Studios has been burned down and the fans are ready to storm and raid the studio until the staff agrees to ship Big Mac with Cheerilee or Marble Pie.

Yep. They are totally taking this well. I don't foresee this being a problem in the near future at all. XD

At least three possible story ideas occur to me after the most recent episode.

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That's right, the final chapter of my long running fic 'Family' is finally up after a long time of writing, doubting and general freaking out over if its good enough or not.

I've left some of my final thoughts about the fic in the authors notes for the chapter. So please take a look and comment as always. Constructive criticism has been appreciated throughout the whole project and I always love hearing from you guys.

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Rock Out is the new story that takes place in the alternate world of Anthro Ponies and The main characters are Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Lyra Heartstring, Big Macintosh, Trixie Lulamoon, Shining Armor, Princess Cadence, Screwball, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk and My OC Soundcheck.

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So yeah. This "describe yourself with three characters" thing. I finally came up with something, so to be lazy I'm just going to share the screen cap.