Droplets.

Falling from above as we sigh.

Droplets.

Streaming as we cry.

Droplets.

Cascading though we don't know why.

Droplets.

Unpreventable even if we try.

Droplets.

Washing away the lie.

Droplets.

Redemption from the sky.

Tell me if you hear...

Hide away the fear...

Washing away.

Washing away.

Droplets.

_{Source: https://derpibooru.org/images/2977777}

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So where do we begin with this? Obviously, this fic is for Admiral Biscuit's contest challenge which has no deadline and no prizes. However, this is a thing I've been wanting to do for a long time since I love slice of life, I much prefer 'ponies on Earth' as opposed to 'humans in Equestria', and I'm a fan of his work. While this isn't my first ponies on Earth fic, I haven't wanted to step on AB's toes since, frankly, he created and defined the 'ponies working on earth' genre of fics.

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I made a beautiful song. Here are the lyrics for you to enjoy. XD

Also, I was high on orange soda when I wrote this. Don't judge meh. <_<

Wash Dat Bass

By Emma Lee Downs (AKA LyraAlluse)

The first step to being first class,
Is ya gotta remember to wash dat bass,
It ain't that much to ask,
And I don't mean donkey so don't give me sass.

The second step to being king,
Is scrubbing every little corner of your body clean,

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Surely y’all remember my last blog post. Or maybe the one before that, I can’t remember.

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I don’t need to tell y’all about the pandemic, of course . . . unless you’re living under a rock.

If so, stay there, and

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The way I relieve stress also puts stress on my back. I really need a massage.

I Need These Toilet and Washing Machine Candies

There are these toilet bowl and washing machine candies from Japan where you put the candy mix in and stir it. Then a bunch of bubbles come out of the toilet bowl or the washing machine. You drink the bubbles out of the washing machine or toilet with a straw.

I have decided that I need these in my life. XD

Here are some videos of both candies.

Washing Machine Candies:

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Got three Not-A-Contest fics for y'all this time! All three are tangentally-related, but they all count.

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One of 'em is older and I forgot to blog about it at the time; the other two both dropped yesterday.

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So yeah. This "describe yourself with three characters" thing. I finally came up with something, so to be lazy I'm just going to share the screen cap.