People who park in bus lanes. I've lost count of the number of times I've seen my bus pulling up, everyone ready to go... only to be held up by some dipshit parked in the bus lane with his hazard lights on, cheerfully oblivious to the bus driver blasting his horn or the passengers giving him filthy looks. And when he does move on, he always has an indignant "what did I do?" expression on him.

Seriously, people, move your bloody cars.

I kick ass for the lord would be used so much

Alright, kiddies, this is gonna be a kind of quick one [ha ha no it isn't I just ramble on and on]. Just a couple of happenings from the last week that y'all might find entertaining. So crack open a cold beverage of your choice.

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It should be noted this takes place before the family had reunited with Metamorphosis and had access to necessary things like prescription medicines – also let’s all pretend that pills to lower the tone of your voice exist because this doesn’t work otherwise. Read on.

Thorax, Pharynx, Ember, and Tempest had just sat down together at their usual lunch table. After being separated due to their varying grade levels, they were glad to have a minute to reunite.

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Oh dear lord, no...
For those who don't know, recently a little four year old child fell into a gorilla exhibit at a zoo in someplace and the zoo officials had to shoot the giant ape down fearing the ape was going to harm the young child after dragging it around a bunch of times.
Now the actual video.
Why?

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So apparently, while I was editing yesterday, the chapter I was working on somehow got published.

A half-written, broken worded, and foot-notes-scattered-about chapter somehow got published. I swear I don't remember clicking the "publish" or even seeing it on the front page for recently updated stories.

And here I thought things couldn't get more embarrassing with how long I'm taking.

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And who voted in this snowflake?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6932549/Calling-people-disabled-offensive-replaced-Access-Inclusion-Seekers-plan.html

Yes, it's the Daily Mail which means we should take it with a grain of salt given it's the equivalent to Fox News over there, but... Honestly! If you want to really offend disabled people, go around calling them retarded or spastic. Those are truly offensive terms to the disabled and the handicapped, not disabled itself.

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I was doing this thing where I made a triangle out of sticks and lashings, and then people carried me around on it. I ended up having to use someone else’s triangle, and it fell apart. My foot was pinned in place, but I insisted upon being carried 50 feet further to the finish line.

Artist’s rendition:
https://ibb.co/6sB96BV

It amazes me how blind I can be on some of my posts. Sure, I'm not the only one who fails to read the rules on groups, but I did some that were so tasteless, especially on the Anti-Depression group, which I can't believe I even put up. Dear god, me of all people should know better.

"We're here to encourage each other and help deal with our real problems."

"Read this! I'm a dick!"

-.-

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Es la verdad.

Good evening Children of the Wastelands!

... I am about to wear my heart my sleeve. Apologies for those with a nervous disposition!

I just wrote a letter to KKat. “Why? They’ll never read it! That’s crazy! You’re crazy!” I know, I know, but it was something I had to do. It was closure for me.

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The more I look into the man, the more I realize he's my goddamn spirit animal for a lot of reasons.

Mostly I just wanted to settle in on one quote right here;

In politics, as in religion, it is equally absurd to aim at making proselytes by fire and sword. Heresies in either can rarely be cured by persecution.

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Hi, I don't really knew if anyone really cares about me anymore, but fk it I'm gonna talk anyway cuz I'm bored.

First off, ESZ just hasn't been a priority as I've said before, so I probably wouldn't expect anything new on that anytime soon. I know I know, I'm a lazy idiot. I've been busy just living and trying to make end's meet, things have been complicated and I just haven't had the energy or interest.

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Recently, Aragon made a blog post about fashion, involving me. Namely, he claimed that bowties were uncool. I insist they are a subtle elegance.

I would like to make a polite and measured response, and state my case.

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So as I struggle to write my stories in between my life and hobbies. I read comments when I get the chance, dood.

A lot of people want House Sparkle to come back, dood.

However, due to me not touching it in FOREVER. Going back will be kind of a problem because I barely take notes and I think I lost the notes that I already had. So I'm probably gonna have to reread it a few times to figure out where I was going with it, dood.

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According to the episode listing I normally look at, Scare Master takes place much late during season five. But, checking Netflix which just added those episodes in, it's directly in the middle... And I just finished writing chapter fifteen of season five a few days prior.

*Sighs.* Already had plans for the next two chapters right afterwards... I'll do the Scare Master episode three chapters late. Just so you're all aware. XD

I've just submitted my first story on this site.
I've been fumbling about, trying to think up a story for a long time now, and whilst I've come up with some decent ideas, I haven't actually written anything yet.

So this story will not be one of the ones I've thought through a great deal, it's actually based on an idea that's almost become a cliche at this point. But nevertheless, it's gonna be my first attempt at, actual, writing.

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Hello, every one of my readers. Or passerbyers, hello to you too.

It was a tough time for me, if I am being honest. I went through... a lot of things, some emotional, some financial, etc. etc. life is shit for me.

Anyway. I am back to being depressed but not lazy! Which is good, because I am resuming the story. Whew. No set timetable yet due to me... having more life stuff ahead which I know not of. So. Story will continue.

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Seriously, I swear I'm not drunk when I write these blog posts, I'm not even old enough to drink.

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Racists of any race tend to all be the same crazy losers with the same basic views. Strange how people, who hate those who are different from themselves, have so much in common without knowing it.

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