And instead of doing something that I should be doing like writing I did world building for the Idiots and the nightmare rebellion with stuff ranging from the Celestia's Legions to the Holy Inquiston.....

Now I'm curious; would you guys wanna see it in some blogs?

So, first, let me apologize for how long this has taken. I can't really make that right. Also let me say sorry to all the Fracture fans out there.
You know, the both of you.

It's with a heavy heart that I've come to decide that Fracture is cancelled/complete.

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Steve Harvey: "Name a kind of doctor who should never ask you to take your clothes off."
Female contestant: "A gynecologist."

This beats the lady who answered "orange" for "name a yellow fruit" by a landslide.

A long list of names after the break of people who make me feel insecure in the confines of my own brain.

The point should be a lot of these are utterly ridiculous, or at least it should be. There's certainly a lot of names I'm missing, and I could go on for a long time. Kits, for instance, would be up there if he still visited the site.

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https://twitter.com/keksec_org/status/588736045610598400
^^^This is the attack post.^^^

I made a Twitter to join the fight, so I think I might be a veteran in something now. Compare my comments to the other Bronies.

"Love and Tolerate. " BAH! More like "Hate and Discriminate!"

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And my nephew called a gun I was using 'the gun that makes a ting sound when it reloads' (he was referring to the M1 Garand). The gun I was using was the bolt-action Gewehr 98 Infantry.

The f**king Gewehr.

Hello, y'all! Welcome to my second blog.

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The video pretty much sums everything up, but the question which is most important is: do you want to see me dunk my head in ice water?

Yes, I did say glass water. Yes, it was an accident. I have, for lack of a better term, dyslexia of the mouth.

I don't know how it makes everyone else feel but to be judged by my stories really is a low blow. I don't know why people who don't even read a story feel the need to comment on it without knowing the plot, the reasoning behind or anything about said story. It really sucks on any account.

I guess that's all. Thanks for reading.

I mean... wow.

That's just sad.

FUCK SAKES!!!

Well, hi readers, this is awkward. I'm still not completely back from hiatus and now I'm going to have new readers asking for more chapters...

Kill me please! Murder my face! End my GODDAMN LIF-

Yeah, I'm in one of those Leafyishere moods...

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Me Matthew from Devon, tried to jump of a motorway bridge and it end with my leg hitting a side of a fence almost halting my fall and landed on my side on a grass bank and somehow came out ok-ish.

I don't even know what i'm doing anymore, here i am now sitting at home with my right leg and arm in a cast and like a fucking idiot. I betrayed my family and my sisters, i fucked up big time. This is the worst thing i ever done in life.

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Keeps calling ammo magazines 'clips'... it’s irritating... and then says ‘that’s what black people call it’...

I really should have kept track of who had which Pokémon and which ones evolved. A list, something. Because, now, I have to reread UME to search them but I feel lazy. I don't even remember if I made Tank evolve into a Blastoise or if I made him remain a Wartortle.

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...you spill boiling water over your hand and have to spend half an hour in the college emergency room.

That latin named story I've had topping the feature box for this past few days, about that.

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This cracks me up.

I'm sorry about the lackluster new chapter. I promise it won't be as meandering and stupid in the next one.

Is anyone else kind of shocked that the new Mane 7 (EqG) character tag doesn't actually feature Sunset Shimmer?

Seems like a glaring, fucking, oversight now, doesn't it?

PS: Stories continue as normal, e:g, very slowly.

So apparently there are a bunch of gamers that are mad that Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is getting 10's nearly across the board, because the game plays in 720p at 30 fps with dips.

Hey, elitist retards: if resolution and frames are that important to you, maybe don't play on a glorified tablet that was already outdated when it released in 2017.

Fucking morons.

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