I wanted to call a friend, telling them about how I've been feeling pretty shitty lately. They didn't pick up, but I needed to do something to feel a bit better. That's when I finished my hooch. Half a juice bottle, to be exact. I started to feel the buzz, but it still didn't feel like enough. That's when I decided to call whiskey for help, too. And then I had three shots of vodka. You see, I come from a judgmental family, and that made me scared shitless of people's

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First of all, "The Ponyville Curse" is now completed. Apologies to those for whom this story was 2spoopy.

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1 - I went fishing with my good shoes. I caught myself a barra-boot-a

2 - I bought a universal remote yesterday. Now I am a Master of the Universe.

3 - I kicked a tree today. It barked at me. And then it bit me. The BARK was worse than the bite. Is this one funny? I dunno...

4 - I wished upon a star tonight for somebody to make me a plushie toy of my avatar as my ultimate Christmas gift this year. It didn't come true.

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Now I can suck dick at writing in a fresh year!
Meeester I hope you're proud of me
You're the only reason I suck dick at life, so that one day I can see you in real life

senpaiiiiiii Meeester

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I've got a bad feeling about this...

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The first chapter of my story for Jake the Army Guy's contest is up. Go check it out, especially since I don't write Discord super often! Or, if it's not your thing you can always wait for the last chapter of Distance Beyond Any Measure on Sunday.

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Anyway, hope you enjoy. And if for some indeterminate (not indeterminant as I learned thanks to google!) reason you want to make a better version for me, I can send you the high quality files. Shoutouts to

• MS Paint for sucking as always
• http://clipart-library.com/ for surprisingly (probably) not giving me any viruses

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So, I'm thinking of rewriting The Wayfarers summery for the coming year. I've been tinkering with it for a while, but I'm thinking of trying something else completely. Maybe something a little more in the vague side? I want the reader to have an idea of what they're getting into, but I also don't want to be so wordy. I don't know. I'm open to suggestions.

For now, though, bed. Swamped from work.

It's just a shame people saw this and jumped to conclusions.

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I'll post a link of it soon. It was fun, though.~

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so it's 2:37 in the fucking morning

I got called into work after work roughly eight or so hours ago to work overnights because the person who usually works nights called off

I've got nothing to do aside from watching Netflix or playing isaac on my laptop or something

so fuck it

let's talk about humans in Equestria

^ Do you see this guy here?

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see this screencap for information

I just want my son back

Not your usual kind of blog, but a necessary one anyway.

I don't usually do signal boosts; there are many reasons for this, but mainly -- I understand that it's my responsibility to only give my followers what they asked for when they clicked the 'follow' button, and that usually only translates as my content. If you had wanted to read MrNumbers' blogs, you would follow him instead.

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Bronycon 2019 was the last of its kind. I was there. I can tell you all about it.

Let’s hype the fuck out of this.

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23 more days before a fat fuck with diabetes comes down the chimney