HUMANS IN EQUESTRIA · 6:48am Aug 19th, 2016
so it's 2:37 in the fucking morning
I got called into work after work roughly eight or so hours ago to work overnights because the person who usually works nights called off
I've got nothing to do aside from watching Netflix or playing isaac on my laptop or something
so fuck it
let's talk about humans in Equestria
^ Do you see this guy here?
His name is Mike
well probably not actually but for the purpose of this whatever the fuck it is, he will be Mike
Mike winds up in Equestria
whoops
Does he got on sexcapades with the mane six
does he become an alicorn or a seventh element as was prophesized by the ancient butts civilization oh-so-many years ago?
does he punch Discord in the face and get away with it unscathed?
No
You know why?
HE'S A FUCKING GUY NAMED MIKE AND NOT ANY OF THOSE THINGS I SAID BEFORE
HE'S NOT ON SEXCAPADES WITH THE MANE SIX
HE DOESN'T BECOME AN ALICORN OR A SEVENTH ELEMENT AS WAS PROPHESIZED BY THE ANCIENT BUTTS CIVILIZATION OH-SO-MANY-YEARS AGO
HE DOESN'T PUNCH DISCORD IN THE FACE AND GET AWAY WITH IT
BECAUSE HE'S A GUY NAMED MIKE
LET'S GIVE HIM SOME FUCKING BACKSTORY
WHEN MIKE WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD, HE LEARNED HOW TO PUNCH A MOTHERFUCKER
SO, IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, HE MAY BE ABLE TO PUNCH DISCORD IN THE FACE, RENDER HIM UNCONSCIOUS, AND GET AWAY WITH IT DUE TO PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED UNCONSCIOUSNESS
AT LEAST UNTIL HE WAKES UP
BUT HE HAS A STRONG MORAL SENSE OF JUSTICE AS WAS ENDOWED UPON HIM BY HIS FATHER BECAUSE HIS FATHER WAS A HIGHLY MORAL GOOD CHARACTER, WHO MIGHT HAVE BEEN A PRIEST OR SOMETHING I DON'T FUCKING KNOW I DON'T GET PAID TO THINK THIS SHIT UP
SO HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T PUNCH DISCORD IN THE FACE DUE TO HIS PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED GOOD MORAL SENSE OF JUSTICE OR SOMETHING
IN FORGOT WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS
PLEASE GIVE YOUR HUMAN OCS CHARACTER
I THINK THAT WAS THE POINT
HUMAN PERSONALITY LIVES MATTER
Fucjk I just realized I typed that entire thing with caps lock on
I don't look at my screen when I type things
zzzzzz
(will probably sculpt this into something more coherent later)
tiggums what the shit
we're best friends now
Tags have feelings too!
(The following should be read like the phone scene from 'Taken')
I don't know what this is.
I don't know where it came from.
But I will figure it out.
...And laugh my ass off.
Mike for president 2016
...Is it odd that I read the all-caps portion in Mr. Torgue's voice?
But... priests aren't supposed to have children...
He's not a good human if he don't punch Discord or make a harem of pone's puss.
Don't sculpt this. It's beautiful the way it is.