Yay! Another SA review done and done. Only, like, a week late.

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GuyWithAmp is the bomb defuser, and I'm the bomb expert. Watch two idiots panic as they try to defuse a timed explosive and talk about things that can only be spoken of in closets.
These videos are uncut and may contain vulgar and suggestive language.

So I've got a new one out now. It's just something meant for fun. I'll be prodding it with short stories told from the perspectives of AJ and Gem as I think of 'em. Nothing will be too grand, although some might get a little hectic. I plan on letting go of my inhibitions with this collection.

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Reposting this from Group Precipitation for greater visibility, since so many people have enjoyed it already. One of the latest shorts mentioned Ditzy Doo as an eldritch magical patron, and I took the idea and ran with it. Details follow:

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Now that the introductions are over,time to get into the actual story itself and see just what tale Littlepip has to tell, why she's explaining her story to us, and just what this Equestria Wasteland holds.

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Good news everyone.

I've finally, after much bashing my head against the keyboard, managed to finsh the first draft of Hot Dam - Chapter 3, alongside Beetle & Blood - Chapter 5.

Going to send the GDocs link to the pre-readers/editors after I wake up tomorrow.

In the meantime enjoy some funky bass.

So this dropped today...

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The following is a list of various elements of fan fiction on this site that I truly no longer have any interest in. While exceptions can be made on a case by case basis, by and large, if your story contains one or more of these, I can guarantee you I will probably not read your story or may abandon reading after the first chapter (or shortly thereafter if said element(s) show up later in the story).

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I hate shipping. Normally, my standard response to shipping talk is "shipping is a plague." But in this case, allow me to tell you why I believe that.

But first, to preface, I don't actually care if someone ships or not. I'm not out to ruin anyone's fun. Shipping in and of itself is not the problem. The problem is all the bullshit that comes with it.

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Moondog got fanart.

I know! I'm surprised, too! I've never gotten fanart before, but I guess you can share it if you think it's nifty? 'Cause it's nifty. It's of the moment where Moondog first takes up her crown. Art by StainedGlassLightHeart, commissioned by Level Dasher.

It's neat. Thanks to both of them!

Gonna drop another pre-written chapter tonight. After that, I'll update whenever I finish writing a new chapter. If I absolutely cannot write a new chapter for whatever reason, then I've got a small stockpile of prewritten and edited chapters to post on a temporary semi-weekly schedule or something.

So anyway, random tangent aside, enjoy the new chapter!

Everything's fucked, apparently. Ring's schedule is all sorts of hectic, so this one was a fair bit late.

There's "Flutterbat's Harem." Y'all seemed to have fun with that one.

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I WANT IT.
I WANT IT!

I WANT THE SHIPPING--ER, I mean, Choosing, yes, the Choosing Stone. I must know more of this mysterious artifact.

What kind of rock is it? Will all the Pies be Called by it? Who uses it? Does Princess Cadence know of it? She's the Princess of Love, so I feel as if she would.

Is there more than one? Is it really JUST a magic rock or is there more to it?

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I know I said that the next chapter was almost done, but after stepping away for a bit to deal with IRL stuff and then coming back, I found that I didn’t like where the story was going. So I scrapped a good 1k of it or so, maybe 2k, and re did it. Then I did so again, and again, and again, and again, and so on. Happened with long stretches of paragraphs and short sentences alike. No words were safe.

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