The Choosing (Shipping) Stone · 1:11am Oct 30th, 2015
I WANT IT.
I WANT IT!
I WANT THE SHIPPING--ER, I mean, Choosing, yes, the Choosing Stone. I must know more of this mysterious artifact.
What kind of rock is it? Will all the Pies be Called by it? Who uses it? Does Princess Cadence know of it? She's the Princess of Love, so I feel as if she would.
Is there more than one? Is it really JUST a magic rock or is there more to it?
CAN IT WORK ON HUMANS??? Because I could REALLY use its help! #foreveralone--literally.
Also can I use it at non-Pie members too? Non-ponies? Because I wanna use it on more than MarbleMac...
*imagines subjecting Fluttershy and Discord to the power of the Choosing (but really Shipping) Stone while rubbing mine palms together and cackling*
But the most important question of all...
Will it help Granny Smith with a second chance at lurrrrrve?!?!?
I'd assume Pinkie won't be letting no stone tell her who to get with.
I've been wondering the same things. Will Pinkie get a message someday from her parents informing her that the Choosing Stone has selected a stallion for her? What connection is there between the choosing stone and the Crystal Heart? (There has to be something)
3506499 She and the rest of the Mane 6 let a giant magic stone order them to Griffonstone, Manehatten, and various places, or stay behind even if they're bored. Magic stones used to decide who were the most Honest, Loyal, Generous, etc. ponies in Equestria. Ponies obey magic stones to a frightening and uncomfortable degree.
3508183 Huh. I never thought of it like that.
So ponies worship rocks.
I feel the sudden urge to commission someone to draw Igneous Rock as the Pope.
3508195 Well, we know they openly worship rocks in the Crystal Empire, they're a bit more subtle about it in the rest of Equestria.