I managed to get some internet access! · 4:24am Dec 25th, 2015
Yay!!!!!!
Yay!!!!!!
Yes, that's right, everyone--my longest story, If You Give a Little Love, has been accepted to Equestria Daily! This is my first-ever EqD acceptance, but it may not be my last--I'm thinking of submitting Paging Doctor Sparkle in the future as well. In any case, this is as much a cause for celebration as any, and I have all of you to thank for it!
There's something I think I need to say...
So I hear a lot about how some people prefer films that are 'so bad it's good' over average or mediocre films.
So, for instance, people prefer Batman and Robin by Joel Schumacher to Batman VS Superman by Zack Snyder.
I mean, I see how this works. A film can certainly be entertainingly bad and gain more attention that way.
But then I hear how people wish films were made in the manner of 'So Bad It's Good'.
I'm sorry but...that doesn't work.
On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 4 dead nutshack memes...
Thankfully, both of us are OK. He means the world to me. The sad thing was that I was really close to my house when this happened.
That hooch tastes so fucking good. I didn't even have to drink half of it to get this drunk. Since my friend couldn't drink with me last night, I decided to drink my hoock while watching a Kdrama. The problem was after a while if was hard to read the subtitles. That shit tastes pretty good though. I'm surprised it got me like this since I'm sed to hard liquor. It's ahrd acting sober though. I think I might read some of the storie son here or do something... I reaaly want to read
GUESS YOU CAN'T SAY IT'S A LIVE READING HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH- liked, commented, subscri-
Hey, guys!
So I haven't been very active in blog posts 'n stuff lately. Been a lot of real life stuff keeping me busy, namely actually spending time with my friends (cause, you know, that's what this show is all about promoting and stuff) and a girlfriend and stuff. And stuff. Lots and lots of stuff.
But you guys don't care about that, nor will I bore you with it. You're here for horse words. And wouldn't you know, I have some for you.
Soon:
Okay, so if anyone has a better memory than me, they'll remember that I had a contest going on... that still hasn't been judged. I'm terribly sorry about this. Yes, it's basically either my fault, or my life's fault. So, I guess I have a bit of explaining to do?
This is kim's fault. Go... blame her.
1. What is your first name?
At this point, who tf knows~
2. How old are you?
22, 23 in November! :)
3. What country are you from?
USA
4. What do you look like?
Imagine a disaster lesbian.
Hello dear readers!
Do you remember Symbiosis? That wonderfully dark fic about Rarity in a spaceship, walking eternally while merged with a plant?
I have splendid news! There's an absolutely incredible sequel, written by a dear friend of mine. If you liked Symbiosis, this one will absolutely blow your mind!
dis is luna
not princess luna
but luna lovegood
and oh my gosh cayenne powder burns your face
AAAAAGGGGHHH *skin sizzles*
but ok yeah i made this awhile ago
and yeahhhh
DO
NOT
STEAL
Why the fuck is my mood going to crap when my life is so much better than it has been in a while? I'm slowly losing my patience. I don't condone bullshit of any kind, and I can only put up with it for so long. I'm angry and crying at the same time and it's making my head hurt. I just want the truth, even if it's something I don't want to hear. I'm a big girl. I don't need things sugarcoated. As long as it's honest, it's OK. Tell me that I'm a bitch, or that I try too hard. It's
hi! sorry i haven't made one of these in a bit, but in the mess of life, i've once again washed up on the shores of fimfic here to hack up some updates/news/words.
A couple weeks ago, Prak invited me to join The Royal Guard, a group whose purpose is to highlight good stories on the site, but which has not made a site post in quite some time. They were being reorganized, and Prak was looking for people with reviewing experience to drag onto the team.
Naturally, I got drafted.
Wow. A thing happened.
An important thing.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Look how fucking introspective I sound.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Just need to breathe here.
Favorable Alignment? My precious baby of a novel? It's done?
It's quite a surprise... If you look at the statistics, I pumped out 360k in a year, on this story alone, so it took a year to write this, eh? Not really.
FRIENDS I BRING A COMMERCIAL I want to share but before that I want to say that
there is an alternate universe out there where I wrote the Ducktales / MLP Crossover I was destined to write in which the Ducktales gang gets thrown into Equestria and shit happens BUT THE IMPORTANT PART IS THAT WE WOULD HAVE THE CRANKY DOODLE EP but with Donald and Pinkie instead of Cranky and Pinkie AND HONESTLY WE LIVE IN A LESSER WORLD FOR NOT HAVING THAT
anyway here's the commercial
On the 9th days of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 9 dead bongo cats...
UPDATE 2:
https://www.twitch.tv/greymusic_/v/79751877
He admits to having $1200 in the bank just after the 20 minute mark. You can thank The Abyss for helping me out with this one.
PS: Oh and the context is that he's not going to spend it on rent but rather just for his own personal gains.
If the link above doesn't work, here's a Youtube one.
https://youtu.be/Xc2dF8BtlQ8
UPDATE 1:
Well it seems like the mods had enough of darf's bullshit.
Featured Song: Mashups Like This
by Triple-Q
Mashup so good, you can have sex with it dance to it at a night club and not feel awkward about some of the meme songs used in it. Yeah. That.