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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Aug
29th
2017

Home is for Weak audio reading. · 5:46am Aug 29th, 2017

Comments ( 6 )

Gotta say, that was funny to listen to.

4651616
I really like the 'I'll cut you' line.

4651630
If you go to the video and keep pressing 9, she says "move your balls"

4 and she says "fist her in the eyes"

The audio reading is going to catch up before you post the next chapter.

Edit: Oh it's complete, muh heart muh soul

4651646
It's never truly complete.

Whelp I know what I'm doing g when I get home.

Taking my dogs for a walk in case you were wondering.

PS: them blog tags yo.

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