My new avatar is by Pokefound, if anyone cares. You can search for artist:pokefound on Derpibooru to find it, but be aware that the full image contains necrophilia and gore. Poor Mercury Shine... again.

I loved the old one by Glitter Unicorn, but apparently technically having blood in an avatar can be against the rules, and I don't want to risk being considered naughty.

Fanfic is weird.

So, awhile back, GrandCat started translating The Flash Sentry Papers into Russian. The existence of A) Russian Bronies and B) Russian Bronies that would want to read my fic is something new to me.

But wait, there's more!

As not only has my work been translated, it's now been audiobook'd. Or, uh, Youtube reader'd. Just ... in Russian.

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Back to true 0/10s again!

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Ok, the most recent little itty bitty Twilight story I wrote for that collection (an old one) is one of my favorite super-short oneshits. I don't know. I liked writing it. It's dumb and makes me happy.

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...And I've made a few quick remixes.

You probably noticed that I've done a lot of planning on my Fallout fic lately and not much new content for Polyamory. I just wanted to let you guys know that that isn't because I'm not interested in doing this now. Most of the work on my Fallout fic I'm doing during breaks or slow times at work, but I'm afraid to work on my more erotic stuff at work for fear that someone will walk up behind me at my desk and look over my shoulder. People are nosy.

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My dad once told me a joke about Russian literature:

"As Ivan Ivanov watched the rain fall against the window, a thousand thoughts went through his head. Thought number one ... "

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Hope all of you guys are having a great holiday!

Things have been fairly hectic on my end from a couple of different angles-- buuuuut I've also reached the point where just about everything is done. Presents are (mostly) wrapped, family plans are (mostly) established, and thankfully I don't have to do much in the way of travelling. Whoo! And so, I'm now at the 'biding time' stage of the holiday ... which naturally means it's time to drink beers and look at stupid things on the internet.

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As per the usual, I SHOULD be working on something halfway productive (theoretically, I'll wrap up Five Friendly Venoms by the end of the month, but I make no promises). But! I stumbled across A THING.

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Guys. It's been a night.

BUT.

I have found A THING.

Namely, this:

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https://www.twitch.tv/phoenixofgrandeur

Mail call!

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“Okay. It’s almost warmed-up.” Sid sang, turning his head back to the group. “Are you guys ready to– Huh?!”

The toilet paper from each of the Mane Six’s magic-proof traps continued unwrapping until they gave enough strength to rip the rolls off.

“How did you get out of those?! They’re two-ply!”

“Maybe you should check your traps more often!” Rainbow Dash replied, shooting small balls of paper at Sid with a straw.

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Here's a new one for you: Toadette of the Mario franchise. See, she was playable in Captain Toad, and was just as capable as her male counterpart. But Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam on the 3DS takes it to a whole new level. In that game, she's not playable, but she does single-handedly engineer multiple giant, weaponized papercrafts for you. One of which can shoot fireballs. If that doesn't paint her as the most intelligent Nintendo character in recent memory, than I don't know what does. Food

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Y'know, I probably should have waited 'til sometime other than a Friday night (much less that of Friday the 13th) to finish a story, but eh. What can you do?

(That, and I had some time to kill before I go to watch an actual Friday the 13th movie, because hockey-mask zombies murderizing teenagers is surprisingly entertaining).

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I've been on a temporary writing hiatus while some personal biz got sorted, and it's mostly sorted now, so back to the story mines! Using my trusty diamond pickaxe, I've uncovered enough material to comfortably craft my vampiric tome, and have also uncovered the beginnings of a changeling one! (Translation: the outline for my vampire fic is done, and I'm also working on the outline for a changeling fic.) Progress will be slow, as I still have several real-life things to deal with, but I hope to

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Crinkle Paper returns! Does Sunset Shimmer Goes to Hell earn it's romance tag, again? You decide. Comment. Set your cellphone reminders for 5PM PDT, today April 5th for the new chapter.

So while I was at work, I had to do some brain dead job and I daydreamed to pass the time. Whilst doing so I came up with a new theory on how magic can be explained in Equestria. Just FYI, some of the info here is not entirely true with what we know, such as electrons being the negative force not neutrons, but again this is for the world of Equestria not ours. It seemed like it can make some sense to the magical world that is Equestria. If you wish to use this knowledge to explain magic in

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WELP.

I didn't even bother signing up for NaNoWriMo this year. These days I find myself returning home from my Real People Job without the brainpower to produce more than a paragraph or two (on a good night!), much less the 1667 words daily to hit the arbitrary 50k mark.

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