Tonight, I went to a Chinese restaurant.

The lady behind the front counter was white.

Our waiter was Arab-American; the other was Hispanic.

The only other people in the restaurant was a Polynesian family gathered around a table in the middle of the room.

Number of Chinese people in the Chinese restaurant: 0.

But at least I still got an Engrish fortune cookie (You will always have good luck in you. Personal affairs.)

Read More

Twilight has a brand new discovery. She has theorized that it is possible to create pocket dimensions and a way to enter them. Facing the ridicule of the rest of the theoretical magic community she has set forth to prove them wrong. She will construct a portal and enter it.
She does. Inside she finds a field of empty white. There is nothing there but her and her portal. She decides that she has to study this empty world and regain her credibility when she reports her results.

Read More

Spoilers ahead.

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

-Antoine de Saint-Exupery French writer (1900 - 1944)

Read More

My previous LDC post was about a very omnipresent cliché. Today, I’d like to discuss a similarly common, and no less frustrating trope; the phonetic accent.

What is it? The phonetic accent is when a writer attempts to spell a word how it sounds. There is (usually) no guidelines or reasoning to it, and it’s often far disconnected from normal spelling.

Read More

Words cannot describe how exhausted I am. This has easily been the most brutal NaNoWriMo I’ve ever done. Ironically, it hasn’t been because of my word count goals.

It’s been everything else.

But, it is the end of National Novel Writing Month, right? So we should probably talk word counts.

Read More

Got to 3400 words for next chapter. Would have written more if my night didn't turn into a mess.

Read More

When I look back on my life there are a few things I regret. There are certain girls I've dated that I wish I hadn't, things I've said that I'd prefer that I hadn't said and certain movies I've seen that I can't watch again due to certain things that happened while they were playing (including the fact that they sucked).

Read More

How Democrat may attempt to erase Hispanic votes in Texas

In Texas, as with certain other locations around the U.S., there exist many Hispanics who agree with many Whites on various topics.

Open borders and illegal immigration are a major problem.
Law and order must be restored.
The majority of issues within the black community stem from the fact that they're black.
Racism isn't the main issue within this nation.
Blacks need to learn to behave.

Read More

Buy USA Verified Payoneer Accounts

Read More

Go check it out!

Dangit man, why'd I have to go and do that to them?

And by that I mean, why did they have to do and do that to themselves. As much as letting my characters control my story is an awesome way of getting real flow and legitimate reactions, it does make things a bit more complicated to write, especially when things like broken trust is involved.

Okay, so I am currently making a story with a Daring Do Bimboifciation, and I realized that seemed like an uncommon choice for Bimboification. That got me thinking, so I'm asking you this question.

What are characters you don't usually think of when you think of 'Bimboification'

Read More

Want to see something awesome?! Click the button to see what's going on!!

Read More

Migraine
Twenty One Pilots

Am I the only one I know
Waging my wars behind my face and above my throat.
Shadows will scream that I'm alone.

I-I-I I've got a migraine.
And my pain will range from up, down, and sideways.
Thank God it's Friday cause Fridays will always be better than Sundays
'Cause Sundays are my suicide days.

I don't know why they always seem so dismal.
Thunderstorms, clouds, snow and a slight drizzle.
Whether it's the weather or the ledges by my bed

Read More

On the one hoof, Celestia and Luna are the closest thing Equestria has to gods. They control the sun, the moon, and the stars; they're thousands of years old and still in their prime; they're capable of magical feats beyond any unicorn. The only beings who've ever fought either of them to a standstill are each other, Discord, Chrysalis (beefed up on more love than she'd ever known before), and the Smooze (who, under the circumstances, we can file under Discord). What they fought couldn't have

Read More

So this was written up and submitted, completely unedited, as a response to some released info about EQG3, and particularly the new characters that will be in it.

Read More

Is anyone really going to be surprised that Super Trampoline is responsible for something like this, though?

In any case, I wrote a fair amount of this and giggled like a loon all the while. Try to guess which bits Stramp, Dobe and I wrote! I'm sure my unique style will shine on through

Read More

This is my 100th blog. 2 years ago today, Donald J Trump was elect president of the United States of America on Batman's birthday. And yes Batman AKA Bruce Wayne was born on November 8th according to some comics and movies and it was on his 10th birthday that his parents were killed in front of him set him on the path to become Batman. Is it a coincidence that Trump won the 2016 election on Batman's birthday? Both Donald J Trump and Bruce Wayne are both very rich men. Perhaps Trump is the real

Read More

So this is actually a two-fer, ‘cause there’ll be some story notes towards the end.

First order of business is that my phone’s fixed and I have my internet back (for now).

Source

Since y’all are surely interested, I’ll give you a rundown of the phone issues over the last month.

Read More

It’s been a year since I launched the not-a-contest, and in that time there have been 31 stories written specifically (or not specifically) for the group.

That’s pretty good! Keep ‘em coming!

Source

Read More

Some Leech recently posted about an artist who does furry and brony art and is currently in dire need of assistance for medical issues. Oddly enough, they don't live in the US (so they do have some health coverage), but the problem is they have special medication needs due to a few genetic illnesses and side effects from getting COVID. The meds they do receive are rationed because they can't pay a monthly fee

Read More