I was gaming with a friend during a play though of Dark Souls III and we came across a few new names for our favorite characters. Below are, in our opinions, the best R34 names we could come up with.

Applecuck
Granny Cuck
Princess Igonnarapeyou(Celestis/Molestia)
Big Cock
Pinkie Fuck
Fuckme(Rarity)
Imgonnafuckya(Princess Luna, don't ask how we thought of this one)
MagicMike(Spike)
Twilight Testicle
Pound Fuck(Pound Cake)
Princess Imgonnaboneya(Princesa Luna)

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She did nothing wrong.

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Ok I might as well jump in on this bandwagon. Yeah, FIM is now over, at least in terms of no more new episodes.
Yeah, i'm sad. i've watched all the episodes and not getting any more, that hurts...
Still, I aint leaving the fandom or anything dramatic like that, and I have no plans to. On the contrary, we now have like 222 episodes, plus heaps of other additional official content to keep us busy, so it's not like we are staved for content.

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Hello there, my name is ShadwSonic.

I've... never done one of these blog posts before, not being that into reviewing things myself or talking about the day to day events, but now that I've finished the final episode, I felt I needed to share my experience with this show.

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So. Not only have the comics still not come out, issue #97 has been pushed back to May. Fine then. We’ll push the next manga chapter up two weeks. (How do I deliver more consistently in my job than these people?)

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Dang this song is stuck in my head....

This is from the EG CYOE episode Accountibilibuddies and seeing this makes me flinch in horror. I can't even imagine the excruciating pain Applejack felt after Bulk Biceps stepped on her foot by accident. No doubt that it's more painful than spraining an ankle.

Gonna be, gonna be, gonna be my day (Be my day...)

*Turns to the screen, eyes widen* Oh, hello... I was just, um... *Clears throat* Hit the music!

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(Fanfiction.net version.)

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So, I was watching the most recent Bronies React video when in came the question about how MLP has changed my life. I’ve been very introspective and happy these last couple of days (despite the circumstances), so it got me thinking. How has MLP changed my life?

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They barely show the characters' redeeming qualities at the start of the arc instead of the end. And they also usually show only the more violent and villainous side of the villain/antagonist instead of showing a more friendly and affable villain that routinely gets along with the heroes. For example, most of the MLP and Steven Universe redeemed villains. We barely get to see them as more than just villains before they get instantly get redeemed at the end through only a sad backstory or noble

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Cadence: You lying, cheating piece of shit. You aren’t the stallion I married!

Shining: Fine! We’ll get a divorce, and I’m taking Flurry!

Twilight, pulling the Monopoly game away from them: Maybe we should stop playing...

I’ve been thinking of an alternate universe, during the mlp episode “Marks For the Effort”, the Dazzlings appear as ponies with repaired but improved amulets, to help the CMC as they are repeatedly refused into the School of Friendship by the Mane 6, promise to teach them, rather than rely on the incompetence of Miss Cheerilee.

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All I can say is "Why?" and "WTAF?!". Some people took the time to make Pinkie Pie's mentally unhinged personality even worse and over-the-top.

As I've said before in my post about PONY.MOV, ponies and gory stuff such as dismemberment, cutting off cutie marks and wings, corpses, blood, and organs coming out of their mouths absolutely do not go well for me.

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Tempest Shadow - badass
Grubber - lame
Storm King - banal
Capper - cool
Capt. Celaeno - incredible
Princess Skystar - eccentric
Queen Novo - useless
Songbird Serenade - inspirational

0/10 - AWFUL (unsalvageable, never should have been made, wouldn't recommend to anyone)
1/10 - HORRIBLE/BORING (tedious, hurts to watch, a bore, no reason to watch him/her, whatever positive things about him/her are tiny and not enough)
2/10 - VERY BAD (slightly less terrible, maybe there were one or two things you liked kept him/her from being a 1 but still very painful)

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1. The new one is funnier while the old one is boring and serious.

2. The new one is cute while the old one is ugly. The legs on the old one look too much like girl legs and they look out of place, but the new one has nice simple legs!

3. The new robin becomes evil and hypnotized and it’s cool! The old one tries too hard and never went into the dark side!

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So, it seems that, over the last week, the MLP fandom has absolutely blown up. No surprise, though, as this comes with the official announcement of G5 from Hasbro. With the announcement trailers, information on the official website, and leaked materials, it seems that we have gotten quite a lot of information about what this new series could entail. So, let's see what we can extrapolate from all this new information.

-THE CHARACTERS-

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