With a title like that, I’m sure some of you thought that this was going to be about relationships. Maybe even romance, or even something steamier.

Yeah, no. Sorry. And for that last one, don’t get your hopes up. That’s not what I write (and yet people keep requesting it …).

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Word of advice, folks: only edit when your head is clear.

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Hello
I'm writing this because I've a chalange!
I neee 9 brave and curious ponies for a project that I'm making, that you are reading now!
So, exists a billboard 100 of the rock songs of the 2000s and my dream is a pony story for each one!
I said 9 because each one will write 10 short histories and post via PM to me, then I will create a group for the 100 histories!
Video:

The list of the songs
Someday
Still Frame
American Idiot

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Okay, as at least The Magic of... Music? will be out on hold for a while until I can get a new computer or my current one fixed, I will be writing something else instead to keep my creative spark satisfied. Basically, what I have planned is a story inspired by Jules Vernes "20,000 Leagues" and I need your OCs to help fill out the crew of the ship under the command of one Captain Rainbow Blaze that'll be going under the waves and exploring its secrets all the while out running a dangerous giant

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So, as a few of you know, I'm an Admin in the Good HiE List and tonight we're doing a livestream. I've issued a challenge to the streamers and, if they fail, on of the viewers will win the prize instead. The prize is an MLP CCG deck built by yours truly and shipped to (whoever) on my own dime.
Other than that, it's going to be a fairly normal stream and we have (possibly) Bendy, Enigmatic Otaku, Flammerwerfer, (possibly) ROBcakren, and our Admins (MilkSnipe, Listener, Ravvij, Redshirt).

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Ech. No. I didn't do this. (I totally did).

After a few hours too many in one of Canterlot’s more downscale bars, Twilight has an unexpected run-in with the last pony she’d expect to meet. With her mind intoxicated, she makes a few rash decisions she might regret later… many of which include a bit of new anatomy that came with her coronation.

Yeah. Feast on that, will ya'.

Cumming soon!

Brohoof /)

(Go wash yer hoof)

Progress is accepting that nothing will ever be perfect, so we just have to do the best with what we've got.

Progress also comes in the form of a good editor (providence gifted me TWO of those) and finishing what you start.

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Then the Lady of the Lake, who gave the new sword to Arthur, arrived in Camelot. The lady told Arthur that the sword was called Excalibur, and it was time, for the king to give the gift he had promised her.

Le Morte d'Arthur- Thomas Mallory (on Excalibur)

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So, I tried to kill myself with overwork. I mean, I didn't set out to die, but y'know, at some point you look at your schedule, realize you've booked a week of 20 hour days, solid, and realize you have what the mental health community refers to as a Problem-with-a-capital-P. Unfortunately, in this as in so many other things, Aragon has beaten me.

Annoying.

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The Great and Polymathic Simon Singh is currently on something of a publicity drive to promote his book 'The Simpsons and Their Mathematical Secrets' (just published in paperback). He was lecturing in my city a week or so ago, which being such a math-science-and-animation addict, I would have gone to, except I was out of town that day. But the details are on countless YouTube videos and blogs.

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Well, Chapter 4 of Hunting Season is up. I'm still not sure what to call what the princesses do to Hopper. "Dirty talk to orgasm" was the best I could come up with; of course, the ultimate factor is "Celestia brainfucking to sweeten the pot on her offer." My conception of Celestia includes her sharply pointing at you with fierce-orgasm face and hoofing herself off, going, "That's it. Show mama that sweet, sweet look of dawning realization," and I can't recall whether or not I've used those

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So.

Some background.

A few months back, Games Workshop had an open call for fiction submissions for their new "Inferno" magazine. Which I submitted some stuff to!

... and never heard back.

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Finally coming around to the completion of a multipart story. Of course, I have ideas for a prologue and epilogue, but that doesn't count. It's Applejack's turn to be with Twilight, but she's a bit cranky about how Twilight didn't come to molest her sooner! Twilight decides to ask for a little extra sass, and AJ?

She brings the sass. Wrestlesex ensues. Hope you all enjoy!

So... It's been a while.

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I've added the three stories that I wrote in the Writeoff this year to my scraps collection, Relics. If you're interested in reading any of them directly, here are the chapter links:

- After the Game
- Ode to Change
- With Apologies to Nonagon

Enjoy. Or not.

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So, sorry I've disappeared other than a few comments and PMs over the last few days. Work has been not so much a headache as EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE. I've had three days where I could only write about a thousand words per day, when I was doing 3-5k before. I'm also pretty much out of edited things, so it may be a week or two before the next update. That's the bad news.

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When will I learn how to work these things, AM I RIGHT? I know it says closed, buuuut generally 1-3k commissions are still open. I'm looking for things like weight gain, slob, my little pony, romance, slice of life, adventure, ya get the idea. If ya want one, feel free to shoot me an email at thegreatwubtub@gmail.com and we can work out the deets. Just something nice and simple to keep that sweet, sweet cash in flowing. Still 10 dollars for 1k. 20 for 2k 30 for 3k

I didn't rip my trousers today for nothing!

I don't mean to be pushy but I've now done my Patreon better. I've got an intro video and a banner now! I think it's looking pretty good now.

Anyway, give it a look. Go on. You get to see my face!

(https://www.patreon.com/thepatioheater)

I hope you're all having a good day! I did despite the ripping of my trousers in the middle of work.

Y'know, I probably should have waited 'til sometime other than a Friday night (much less that of Friday the 13th) to finish a story, but eh. What can you do?

(That, and I had some time to kill before I go to watch an actual Friday the 13th movie, because hockey-mask zombies murderizing teenagers is surprisingly entertaining).

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What do you feel is the worst thing that can distract you personally? How do you deal with it?