By Faust I hate my brain sometimes.

Let me explain I was on another fan site and started writing an Avatar the last airbender fanfiction because my brain couldn’t focus on the next chapter of Sweetie alone so I though I’ll write a chapter of a different non mlp fic and then I’ll come back and be able to finish it.

Well I wrote half a chapter and my brain started focusing on Sweetie alone

Why won’t my f**ing brain let me finish a chapter

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I am definitely trippin’ balls right now...

1. Make it Clop. Sex is very repetitive, and unbelievably hard to write. When you strip away all the fun guilt, and fear, and social awkwardness, and jealousy, and miscommunication, and accidentally elbowing your partner in the nose when you're trying to figure out how to do a 69, sex is just tab A going into slot B over, and over, and over again. Have fun trying to find five sexual encounters worth of interesting ways to describe that. I'm a massive perv, but writing sex is hard enough

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While I found the lesson a good one, this episode angered me more than it touched me. I guess the best way to describe what I’m feeling is in a thought for thought analysis.

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WHAT
DID
WE
MISS?

I haven't even finished Anypony for Doomsday? yet and I already have an approximate outline for its sequel, The Buddy System (working title).

What does that say about me, exactly?

Would giant mutated cockroaches taste like lobsters?

>male anime characters that look like women

FUCK YES

GAY SHIPPING GO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm not entirely sure why I did this, but I felt it needed to be done. I blame the latest Magic set. Jace Beleren talks to books when he goes crazy. I apparently make YouTube readings of weird little PresentPerfect stories.

So. The plan for this weekend was writing a comedy piece for Aragon's contest inspired by this image. Then, not even thirty percent of the way through, it decided that comedy elements were fine, but it really wanted to be an exploration of the characters and how physical, emotional, and social maturation don't operate at the same rate in relation to one another. Also, I figured out a climax for it that—

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So, basically ive had a couple of sequels bouncing around my head that will take place between the appearance of midnight sparkle and the end of HIFC.

First one

Twilight has resorted to magically distilling out her emotions, but each time it takes more magic to contain it, she wont be able to hide the secret forever.

Or

The anon incident has attracted attention that canterlot high was not ready for, can they hold onto the last scrapes of hope, or will their world fall apart?

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Okay peeps, What it Means is now officially on a hiatus for now until I can rewrite the next arc. I am unhappy with how it came out, so I'm going to change some things around, make it better, and uh... shit, ya know?

Sorry to disappoint, and you know me, I bounce around story ideas like a boomerang.

Enjoy my other works until then!

I was bored.

Group of friends go to pony con dressed for costume competition

Whups fall into a wormhole (screw your standards)

Oh no we're gonna turn into a pony--no wait, we're still human, this is my bed, this is my house, this is my ID, The Bureau outside is not mine.

Oh no we turn into ponies anyways.

Oh no I don't have a plot.

Finally! We have new chapters!

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So this lady came up in a silver autism awareness mustang, slowed down, said "horrible", then drove away while I was walking my dog.

I said out loud after she left, "What the f*yay*?"

Weirdest event in my life so far.

I've managed to add almost five pages today to chapter 24 of What They Expect to Give! Hooray! My butt hurts! We're at 18 pages total, with 7160 words. This chapter will be beastly! I can't seem to find a decent break in it to just post the sucker, otherwise, it would've been up ages ago.

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well! i make my bi-yearly pilgrimage back here once again. seems my shitty story about hitler in equestria broke 1k views at some point? how pleasant!
anyways, if anyone's interested in saying hello, now's your chance to do it. also, if anyone can tell me about this new MLP generations stuff i'd appreciate it, haven't had the time to check it out myself as of late

...What have I done?

(Yes, this is my photo).

Knight Breeze's What I've Become might not be a name you've heard before, but given its stats, especially the over 60,000 views, I feel safe calling it a fandom classic. :) Major spoilers ahead for a ten-year-old story!

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