So I was playing NFS underground and got the car going downhill at a rate of speed that was already very impressive and usually unattainable which is when I broke physics. I missed a turn at the bottom of a hill slamming straight into a curb at about 300 MPH to be vertically launched like the space shuttle hundreds of miles into the sky instantaneously where I was treated to a grand view as I was given a slow circling tour of the entire region until finally slamming into the road at three

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Holiday stuff right after that move slowed me down a whole lot. In the meantime I thought I would point out that I have been playing that Gameloft MLP game just when idling, I don't spend money on such things. Here is what just happened: I saved up enough gems to get Sweetie Belle. I got her, and then my game went completely crazy. When I clicked to get her the screen shook like mad and she fell out of the sky in a balloon, then sweet apple acres which I had mostly cleared closed ALL the areas

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Okay, so some of you may have seen some turbulence involving the podcast over the last 24 hours. I don't want to start any rumors, ruffle any feathers, or begin any drama, so I'll keep this brief:

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Dream 1: I was in a car I think, and this guy was like talk-singing to me. The part I remember most though was him singing 'Aaand I just realiiized youve been a broneeee all this time!' I woke up.

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I love this guy. Seriously, he's wonderful, and not just the voice. He's a cool dude who is READY to put up with our shit, who has a long history with me whether he likes it or not. We're gonna try to make him miserable. Probably gonna fail. He's so happy.

COME LISTEN: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe
Seriously, and bring booze it's gonna be uncomfortable.

-Pencil

Okay! Here's the plan for the rest of the year:
I got at least one chapter in the final proofreading stage and one more that's nearly ready for that as well. You know how this time of the year is though. So at least one more chapter for sure!

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First off:

Secondly:

Thirdly:

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All Good Things…

31st May 2020

Hello, Chaps and Chapettes,

Here’s my first true attempt at writing a blog, or any kind of a diary of sorts. It’s bound to go wrong, but it is my hope that it doesn’t. If I hope hard enough, it might stick around for at least a month, right?

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So, as it turns out, my hotfix I mentioned in the last blog wasn't so hot, and ⌘+i still turbofucks my entire writing flow, not only on Safari, but on Chrome, too. I have a better idea of what's causing it, and hopefully I'll have a solution before the night is out.

Hopefully.

Maybe.

Possibly.

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good morneng.

It involves a significant other. The terms for these entities have similar, flowery names (muse, inspiration, soul mate, etc.).

Some people prefer to do it on the computer, some prefer to do it analogue.

Some people like lots of accessories, some like to do it in a particular place—like the shower or a table—and others like to keep it as minimalist as possible.

Some people like music in the background while they do it.

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One of the fun things we do during Writeoff Competitions is making mashups, blending together the titles of two or more entries and summarizing the plot of the result. On a related note, I've noted some similarities—parallels, one might say—in the titles of some of my recent stories. On another related note, there's a new story in Dueling Keyboards.

Thanks to the magical editing powers of Treble Sketch, I now have a Popemobile.

That's me in the Pope seat, and Cerulean Voice beside me. M1Garand is riding shotgun, and Kanzlerin Maud is... pushing it, I guess? Treble and Skeeter are also apparently pushing it, and Cold in Gardez, Dubs Rewatcher, Magello, Manaphy, and Oroboro are watching the Holy Me.

Isn't picture editing grand?

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Today (or rather, the last few days) in bizarre news:

Better still, it was because he wanted to send it via Western Union, but was put off by their high transfer fees. Evil is not one big happy family.

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Which I would never write, because it would be godawful but I would probably draw for the lulz.

My Little Mad Max

Twilight Sparkle as Imperator Furiosa
Discord as Max Rockatansky
Tirek as Immortan Joe
Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Applejack as the wives
Spike as Nux
Zecora, Luna, Celestia and Cadance as the Vuvalini

Don't hurt me...

What your characters read says a lot about them. Like taste in drinks or music, showing a character’s taste can help characterize them quickly and efficiently, with less time and effort from the author.

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If you're reading this, then you're probably following me or something cringe like that. You also probably know about Barcast and how we made it to 1k total users finally! If not then go check out Bracast! It's a podcast where we get drunk, interview writers, play games, and generally be chaotic goblins on the site :)

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So Stegtorn has begun season 2 of his Horse la Horse story.
It follows Anonymous the human in a near dystopian Equestria as he engages in over the top situations, stylish combat, and bizarre social interactions with a load of references to garnish this dish. If you haven't read season 1, I recommend it. It's a lot of fun and when you're finished, go read season 2.

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The rare traditions of the birb pones...

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