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Nov
30th
2015

Some further pony dreams for your amusement · 11:24am Nov 30th, 2015

Factual statement: Occasionally I have dreamed in cartoon. Like it is an actual cartoon and I'm in it. Some people have told me that is impossible. I have also been told you cannot read things in dreams. I have, so yeah, sure can't do either of those things.. heh heh.

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Jun
28th
2014

The story of a horse that put me in a tree once · 4:39am Jun 28th, 2014

You may find this amusing. I hadn't thought about it in many years. A long time ago I decided to go horseback riding with family members. It was a beautiful day on a far off trail ranch. We rented some time with a riding instructor. I'd never been before but it was surprisingly easy and the horse I was given was a very friendly one. Everything went well for most of the day. It was quite beautiful and sprawling there with plenty of trail to ride on. Sunny and very clear it was.

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Sep
18th
2015

Someone's getting a dictionary for Christmas... · 3:57pm Sep 18th, 2015

Quote from a game:

She was described as a free spirit, with a nihilistic love of danger.

Emphasis mine.

I...um...okay then! For some reason, stuff like this really makes me giggle.

Anyone else got any amusing misused words? Or wants to debate whether that's a totally valid use of the word?

Feb
5th
2023

And Then It Exploded, Twice! · 11:47pm Feb 5th, 2023

Sometimes it's a bit hard to pin down what FIM's world is like, technologically.

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Aug
8th
2014

High School Musical Candy Beef · 6:15pm Aug 8th, 2014

The other day someone gave me a candy labelled 'High School Musical Candy' I tried it..and all I can say is..what the hay was Disney thinking!? it was >beef flavored<... beef flavored candy!..BLECK.

Aug
26th
2022

Cosmic Vomit You Are Welcome To · 2:42pm Aug 26th, 2022



Today I'll share some high impact apeshitness for we little monkey folk.

Dec
26th
2022

It's Called Boxing Day Because It Makes You Want To Hit Something · 3:50pm Dec 26th, 2022

Turns out going through the holidays when you're out of a job is a hard hit financially. Who knew.

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Aug
16th
2021

I hit the jackpot! · 5:32pm Aug 16th, 2021

A True Story about love, luck, and timing.

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Apr
5th
2017

Canadian Science · 5:09pm Apr 5th, 2017

Scientists discover that chemicals found in maple syrup can help fight antibiotic resistance.

Words cannot express my amusement. I mean, it's great science but it's also so hilariously Canadian it hurts.

Aug
15th
2014

A funny thing · 7:11am Aug 15th, 2014

So I was playing NFS underground and got the car going downhill at a rate of speed that was already very impressive and usually unattainable which is when I broke physics. I missed a turn at the bottom of a hill slamming straight into a curb at about 300 MPH to be vertically launched like the space shuttle hundreds of miles into the sky instantaneously where I was treated to a grand view as I was given a slow circling tour of the entire region until finally slamming into the road at three

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Dec
29th
2014

Games aloft · 1:25am Dec 29th, 2014

Holiday stuff right after that move slowed me down a whole lot. In the meantime I thought I would point out that I have been playing that Gameloft MLP game just when idling, I don't spend money on such things. Here is what just happened: I saved up enough gems to get Sweetie Belle. I got her, and then my game went completely crazy. When I clicked to get her the screen shook like mad and she fell out of the sky in a balloon, then sweet apple acres which I had mostly cleared closed ALL the areas

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Jun
8th
2016

Whole Slew of Amusing Pony Dreams · 5:33am Jun 8th, 2016

Dream 1: I was in a car I think, and this guy was like talk-singing to me. The part I remember most though was him singing 'Aaand I just realiiized youve been a broneeee all this time!' I woke up.

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Nov
13th
2014

For your amusement: Some pony dreams I've had · 4:17pm Nov 13th, 2014

Dream 1: I have never had a dream quite like this. There I stood as an absolutely gigantic Twilight Sparkle, which is truly odd in itself since in reality I happen to be male. What seemed like a tiny pegasus slammed into me and I exploded in a 'poof' cloud to normal size. This was when I noticed I felt tremendously frightened for some reason, and it felt like this small pegasus had tremendous power. I was absolutely certain he or she, I don't really know was going to hurt me. The dream then

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Aug
22nd
2020

Grinning Moment · 7:01pm Aug 22nd, 2020

We could all use a moment of levity right now. Fortunately, I just experienced two.

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Feb
25th
2015

A few more pony dreams for ya · 1:35am Feb 25th, 2015

Dream 1: Dreamt I was standing on the deck of a big cruise ship. It was nighttime and was a nice moonlit night, starry sky. Pretty. Sort of felt like I was standing kind of oddly on my legs so I looked down to see hooves and the startling realization I was somehow a zebra. So startling in fact that I took two very unbalanced steps sideways leaving me falling over the rail and off the ship, tail and mane being whipped by the wind on the way down. When I hit the water I woke up.

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Mar
30th
2021

Squirrels · 8:56pm Mar 30th, 2021

"I just got off the phone with your family therapist, and I hadn't realized how many issues your family had."
"That's normal, though, right? You look under the hood of any family, and you'll find problems."
"Well that's... true, but when I look under the hood of your family, I find squirrels."
-Conversation I recently had with my therapist.

Jul
27th
2016

My editor sent me this and I'm not sure if i should feel attacked or amused. · 11:37pm Jul 27th, 2016

I just want to state for the record that I am working super hard on my fics, I just haven't had the time with 4 tests trying to drown me and Xcom2 being the addicting prick it is.

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Jun
26th
2016

Thought of the day · 3:54am Jun 26th, 2016

I really hate communism. It just grinds my gears. Grr.

Oct
10th
2016

Who Are The Best Characters In MLP Among These Choices? (Trololololo!) · 10:55pm Oct 10th, 2016

Who Are The Best Characters In MLP Among These Choices?

Well, there seems to be a lot of these best character polls floating around so I thought I would make my own. Remember, be honest about your choices. No holding back. List which among these is your favorite in the comments below. You can also make a list of your most favorite character to your least favorite character.


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Sep
14th
2015

More Pony Word Games · 5:21pm Sep 14th, 2015

Here are some more pony word games you can try for fun.

These were my results.

1. Compete with rarity in a costume contest.
2. Apple Bloom is my new OC.
3. Destroyed Equestria with Bon Bon.
4. King Sombra got shipped with Queen Chrysalis.
5. I became a wing pony for 12 hours, I think she is cool, but Derpy doesn't know what went wrong.
6. I practice sports with Trixie.

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