"Sunset, is... is that a tongue?"
The redhead put a chicken breast pack on the cart, looked at Twilight's horrified expression and then to where she was pointing.
"Yep. People eat it seasoned with vinegar sauce." She shrugged. "I don't know, I find the kidney more disturbing. Or the liver, it's fried with onions and tastes like shi-- Twilight?!"
And that's when Twilight decided she'd seen enough of this world and the meat aisle.

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Wow in the past year I went from feeling angsty to feeling so mushy that I can't stop grinning like an idiot and my heart swells up. Now those feelings are amplified. I guess it's the good version of PMS? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ In the past, I've lost all my impulse control right before my period, and I've drowned in my own tears. Now I want to cuddle, look at the sky, go on a picnic, listen to each other's heart beats, and stare into some lovely eyes. Dammit I'm so cheesy what kind of cheese

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On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 8 dead bodies hanging from a tree somewhere in Japan...

Shows up Sleep Deprived, Over caffeinated, over stressed, and a year late

What's up bitches, I brought HORSEWORDS. 13.5k of them, pre-editing to be exact

Speak chapter 22 is going off to Bro and RoMS. All 3 of us are presently gestures towards her opening line of this blog, so it may be a bit, but hopefully by mid April I can get it out to you all!

so i'm sick

again

why am i always sick wtff

anyway i'm sick and tired

and i need to write and draw and oh my glob someone save me from the hell that is coughing and runny noses

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My Facebook Promotion Groups

Not everyone uses Facebook, which I understand. However, if some people here happen to use Facebook, here are some promotion resources I made for people to post, share, and promote whatever they like in them.

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Apparently legendoflink drew a thing for this story over a year ago.

Description:
"Sighing, you tuck Pinkie under your arm and walk into the living room. Pinkie stretches her legs out to the side and makes airplane sounds as you walk."

Was reading a story and decided to draw a little snippet of it.

I stumbled upon it while scouring ponybooru for pictures of Pinka Pank. I like Pinka Pank.

I hope you're all having a wonderful Christmas today!

Here's a few songs for the season:

So those of you who read my stuff may have noticed a certain link in the description of my latest story. This leads directly to the Right Back At It Again! 2020 Shipping Competition, a contest hosted by FamousLastWords. The goal of the contest was to write about a ship that was popular during the early seasons of the show, these spanning 1-4.

Well, I gave it a shot, and here are the results:

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Whenever we move from one location to another, we also need to move our heavy furniture. And for that, we hire furniture movers and packers. Some people hire cheaper movers and packers in order to save money without even noticing if they are professionals or not; which actually costs them more because those unprofessional movers don’t have sufficient knowledge and experience to move the valuable furniture safely. Sometimes clients find their moved furniture in bad condition and even

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*There's a big mess everywhere and trash and papers and I come walking out of it with a struggle*

Hey everypony...it's me again...that guy that does the Universal magic stuff. As you can...see...it's been a long month for me so far and I've got a lot of stuff to do so I thought I would give you a quick little update.

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Reminds me of that all the times, a guy had to crush up those morning-after pills to slip them into his younger sister's cereal, the next morning, like, before school, on the weekend or whatever.

BECAUSE SHE JUST REFUSED TO SAY WHETHER SHE'D TAKEN IT ALREADY OR NOT!!

It's not a game and it isn't funny.

It certainly won't be very funny when mom and dad find out about it!!

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From the director of The Hunger Games 2, 3, and 4...

This. What is this? Why is this?

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Alrighty, kids, today we're gonna talk about a 2010 Chrysler Town and Country (not my van) with a set of seemingly simple symptoms but which turned into an adventure.

But first, y'all know what to do!

Source

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I’m awfully serious on this blog. I’m tired of it, have something completely inconsequential I’ve been working on for the last couple days. If you read my blog posts for half-baked discussions of “art” as it relates to fanfiction… this isn’t that. You can head on your way if you are.

No, no, no. Instead, this is going to be something different.

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