This week the life lessons we learned are:
-Do not impersonate cops, they don't like it and will arrest you.
-You could be minding your own business going to the store or walking down the street or whatever and suddenly naked stranger...and you know it's never going to be someone you want to see naked.
This episode just has a lot of people being assholes unnecessarily.
On this episode, the life lessons we learned:
-Don't steal cars or attempt to steal cars. If you do, choose something better to conceal your face than a underwear.
I look upon the fruit's grandeur: its shell vibrant with a scintilla sheen of its hues. Within housing pods of nourishing, supple syrup. Each pod holds a seed, the intended recipient of the fruit's benefits. Were it not for the seed, there would be no fruit, were it not for the seed, there would be no plant. And yet here I stand, holding the fruit, claimed for my own. What right do I have to it? Other than that which I attributed to myself.
And yet, I am playing right into the tree's trap.
To say I have an eventful day tomorrow is putting it mildly. Let's break it down:
8 AM: Friendship Games airs.
11:30 AM: New pony episode airs.
12 PM: Battle for Zendikar prerelease.
5 PM: Weekly gaming session I've been unable to attend for the past two weeks.
Update: 8 PM: Friendship Games airs.
Bon Bon yawned as she walked into her house. The stars were dancing high above, and she could feel her eyelids getting heavier with each step, but first the dryness of her mouth needed to be attended to. She turned the lights on in the kitchen and pour herself a cup of ice and water. She sat upon a stool at the counter and took a sip, her throat chilling in relief as she drank. Then she looked across the counter towards the living room and noticed the television was on.
053 Annoucing: Arcane Realms update!
Remember that one story about Spike at Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Individuals? There's more to it than just the original chapter, soon to be revealed! Pics or it won't happen, you say? Very well, then!
Yes, you're seeing this right!
Bon Bon: I really can't believe it. Your darkest secret is that you ate my oats? Really?
Lyra: Yup!
Bon Bon: So you haven't done ANYTHING worse than that?
(Lyra's expression goes blank, the vague sounds of helicopters and machine guns in the background)
Oh dear sweet Celestia! They blew off my hooves! I can't feel a thing!
Don't worry! I gotcha! I gotcha!
O-Oh fff... Lyra... a-am I gonna be okay? What's happening?
(gun cocking) D-Don't worry... I g-got you...
044 Frenemies Talk: Slice of Life feat. Skeeter The Lurker
Welcome one and all to the show - surprisingly, we're on time! Imagine that.
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but castle, wut do wee do in Off Topic?
What don't we do in Off Topic, because we do what we like and we like it like that. Of course, anarchy never works, so there still are a few rules for you to follow. Just follow the rules and don't paint your pants brown with butt-cream just because there are admins. We're a friendly bunch of peeps.
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/207892/east-coast-off-topic
I went and bought your book. Now, my opinion of you is a bit mixed. On one hand, you did give us Amending Fences, the best episode in the whole series.
All while simultaneously giving some much-needed character to best pony.
BASK IN MY GLORIOUSNESS! 
No, i am kidding. For someone that has 0 self confidence, I am very narcissistic and I want you all to watch my video. 
Nah, you don't have to if you don't want to. I'm drawing Sour Sweet, so Equestria Girls ahoy! 
Oh yeah, and I started this while I was coloring her outfit, so you don't see me sketching. 
The Mistletoe Kiss sequel is up ladies and gentlemen me and Jade have finally finish. It had passed and is up on FimFic yay! After The Mistletoe I hope you all enjoy it and yeah thank you all.
Welp, that big cloppy romance I've been working on is finally done, and I know some of you have been curious as to who it was about. I can now announce that the story features:
THIS hot piece of ass!
What...what is this...
So...y-you know that big deal writer named MadMaxtheBlack? You know, the guy who wrote all that popular stuff that everyone likes, who everyone loves, who we had on the podcast that one time.
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your eye on today's story.
The Equestrian Opposition Party
[Comedy] [Random] [Slice of Life] • 8,333 words
Though there's little to laugh about in it, today's story is quite something.
Something Like Laughter[Dark] [Drama] [Slice of Life] • 4,027 words
Another general "dear diary" type post. Page break to spare the feeds of those uninterested. Mostly ruminations on life, family, and the healing nature of writing. Also, some project updates here and there. And potentially video game talk. I like video games.
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