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    Friendship is Card Games: Trixie and the Razzle-Dazzle Ruse

    We return to the pony novels this week, and hopefully a better showing from the titular mare. Last time we saw Trixie in one of these, G. M. Berrow was channeling the fandom circa 2011 and making her and Gilda the designated antagonists of the piece. Let’s see what she’s up to this time.

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  • 1 week
    Friendship is Card Games: Kenbucky Roller Derby #2 & #3

    We return to the cutthroat world of G5 roller derby, where Sunny’s trying her darndest to prove she’s more than just a casual skater… and has assembled one of the most ragtag teams of misfits this side of the Mighty Ducks in the process. Let’s see how the story’s developed from there.

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  • 1 week
    Swan Song

    No, not mine. The Barcast's. The last call is currently under way, and if you want to hear my part in the grand interview lightning round, you can tune in at 4:20 Eastern/1:20 Pacific (about an hour from this posting.)

    Yes, 4:20 on 4/20. No, I do not partake. Sorry to disappoint. :derpytongue2:

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  • 1 week
    Pest List

    Just something I whipped together for fun one day, set to a possibly recognizable tune, all intended in good fun. And hey, given that I derived my Fimfic handle from a misremembered detail of the Mikado, it's only appropriate. :derpytongue2:

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  • 2 weeks
    Friendship is Card Games: d20 Pony, Ch. 9, Pt. 1

    Goodness, it’s been almost two years since I last checked in on Trailblazer’s adventures. IDW putting out comics almost as quickly as I could review them will do that, especially given all of the G5 video media coming out concurrently.

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Sep
25th
2015

Battle for My Free Time · 12:15pm Sep 25th, 2015

To say I have an eventful day tomorrow is putting it mildly. Let's break it down:

8 AM: Friendship Games airs.
11:30 AM: New pony episode airs.
12 PM: Battle for Zendikar prerelease.
5 PM: Weekly gaming session I've been unable to attend for the past two weeks.
Update: 8 PM: Friendship Games airs.

And due to circumstances partially beyond my control, I may not be able to see the movie. Make that definitely not able to see the movie. So yeah, I won't have even seen any new pony come Sunday morning, much less have thoughts or cards to offer. Given who owns Wizards of the Coast, there's really only one thing to say on the matter:

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I feel that pain myself. Hitting the midnight prerelease, then going to sleep so I can play a few games of Star Wars: Armada. And possibly X-Wing Miniatures as well. Or Imperial Assault. Basically it would not be inconceivable that I would just marathon the original trilogy while playing Star Wars games.

Pony will have to wait, since the timing is certainly not ideal.

12 PM: Battle for Zendikar prerelease.

The plan is to open 6 Expeditions, yeah? :pinkiecrazy:

OPEN ALL THE ELDRAZI!

8 AM: Friendship Games airs.

FUCK I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT

oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit what am i supposed to feel?!!??

Does anyone know if friendship games will be streamed?

PresentPerfect
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Wait, FG airs at 8 AM? O.o Shit, I need to change my DVR settings...

I plan on three prereleases on Saturday and one on Sunday. I'm looking to collect all 25 Expeditions and all 68 prerelease promos. This will not be cheap.

Sadly, signing up for my actuarial exam has rendered me too poor to afford attending the prerelease as I had desired. At least I get to OD on ponies.

Easy solution: watch pony online.

My plan for the prerelease is to play a bunch of bears and out-aggro people while they're ramping.

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There's still the matter of finding time to do so. I'm booked solid tomorrow.

New episode of Doctor Who also airs tomorrow, for those of you who watch that. I definitely watch that, so I'll also be pretty busy.

If I get to go, I'm running white or black because this set has so much removal compared to the last few sets (GRAH! KILL ALL THE SHIT!!!). If I can, I'll compensate with Eldrazi fat asses and if not, I'll go for green as a secondary. Stall long enough to get fat asses and fliers out.

Or run W/U and be that guy. I may not win, but I will make sure each round plays to time. What was that?! You finished your match and you wanted to start the next round?! TOO BAD!!!

Foamy, try attending a midnight release if any of your stores have one. Sure, you might get zero sleep, but that will free up your schedule a bit. I'm considering attending one cuz my family wants to celebrate my bro's birthday tomm. I have not even factored in pony. I'll catch it when I catch it.

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My plan shall be for little kiddies to open up Expeditions so I may buy them off them for twenty dorrar :B

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Dude. Time zones. It might be airing at 6am where you're at :rainbowlaugh:

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You're friggin' crazy. I mean this as a compliment. Hopefully there are many little kiddies there so you, too, may buy Expeditions for twenty dorrar.

Then post pictures of aaallllll the shiny.

This idea becomes much crazier when you consider having prerelease promo playsets of everything :rainbowderp:

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I dunno. Play matches fast. Lose on purpose if you feel the need to. Then catch pony on your phone between rounds. You can watch pony piecemeal. Yes, it's a bad idea, but it's an option. Just throwing it out there.

You should attend a midnight release :3

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

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No, it's 8 PM. FOME almost had me. >:B

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In my defense, the commercials did not make that clear.

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:rainbowlaugh:
Godammit you guys. Teh heh I'm reminded of that one scene in Dumb and Dumber where Lloyd goes to the bar at like 10am instead of in the evening, and Harry gets to do fun snow stuff with Mary Samsonite :B

Dammit! It's a movie premier on tv! Of course they'd show it at night. They always do that.

In your defence, Foamy, it seems you are stressed. You should play mono green for uber simplicity and lol as you manage to kill everyone with derp wurms and whatnot. Bonus points if you somehow screw convention and make it a mono green control deck. Boy howdy, that'd be something.

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As I've said before, Derpy is my spirit animal. :derpytongue2:

As for my Sealed pool, we'll see what happens. Why go in with a strategy in mind when it's so much more fun to be had in seeing what you can make from what you're given?

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

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I'll admit I was surprised it was so late.

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They're catering to their "target audience"? ;B

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But if I think of my strategy hard enough, that's what my sealed pool will be because of sheer willpower. Nothing but kill spells and demons and various evasive black critters.

In practice, the sealed pool turns out to be the exact opposite. It's like, I wish to play mono black, and I might be a bit open to splashing in red or green, but instead have to play G/W to utilize anything I pulled that's decent. I have to play hippie colours, the colours of the Selesbian Conclave (gag!). I shouldn't bitch and complain about those couple of times cuz I made it far, but still... blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack :fluttercry:

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Fun fact: When I run out of episodes to turn into cards, one of the blogs I'm planning is an analysis of how Applejack and Fluttershy represent different forms of green-white.

The planned title of the blog is, of course, "Dear Princess Selesnya."

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Bollocks! It's a good idea to register for prereleases weeks in advance. You think I would've learned this by now, eh? C_C Yeah, I'm slightly boned for attending something. There's open slots at one shop that has a hefty entry fee. Guess I either go at three tomorrow or one on Sunday. Damn. I guess I'll go on Sunday seeing as how my bro wants me to come along tomorrow. The competition won't be as fierce on Sunday. Psssshhhh... any victory will be shallow. Until I run into the uber Spike...

It ain't helpful that I just found out that a store here in Calgary died. Trilogy Gaming Club closed its doors for the final time on Sept. 20, 2015 due to the Canadian economy being poor-assed. Quite disheartening. Also explains why like almost all the stores have no spots open; everybody who was going to a prerelease at Trilogy went and reserved spots at all the other stores.

The Uncle of Machines is totally prepared for this.

Anyways, when they run out of episodes... you might want to aim for that time between seasons. They won't stop airing episodes for at least a couple more years, I think.

As for AJ and Fluttershy... heh, green can be secretive and conceal crap, tutoring pivotal creatures onto the field. It can also actually run control, having enough overlooked destroy spells. It also has enough evasion, despite not being known for such (I'm planning on having a mono green EDH with Jugan as the Commander. It won't be a regular Timmy deck XD). AJ represents none of this, so I'm guessing you think she's more traditional with mana ramp and big hard cast creatures, honestly put on the field fr the hand?

Fluttershy is fascinating, cuz she takes on a role that's seemingly secondary. I mean, white has lately been known for selfless heroism. Before that, it was known more for extremism, zealotism, and being potentially more evil than black (totally looking at Azorius). I dunno. Fluttershy ain't like that at all. I guess Flutters would be represented as a healer like Orim?

Lemme pose an awkward question to you, Foamy. Do you ever see people, online and irl as representing colours on the colour wheel, too? Not just fictional characters? Somehow, I'm thinking this question is leaning a smidgen on dangerous.

And Princess Selesnya? I gotta see if I can convince Maggle to make that into a pic.

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Well, that stinks. Sorry to hear it. Here's hoping you have better luck ni the prerelease than in finding one.

I meant the Season 5-6 hiatus. I only have six episodes left in the pre-S4 backlog, so unless there's less than two months between seasons, I'm going to need to find something to do with my Sundays after that.

To be honest, I do see some people as fitting certain color philosophies. My mother, for example, is one of the whitest people I know. Organized, moral, judgmental, never wrong in her own mind... Much nicer than Heliod, though.

As for Princess Selesnya, Beavernator's got you covered.

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Say, did you ever get around to "Dear Princess Selesnya"?

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Sadly, no. And given that I'm covering the comics as well, I'm not likely to run out of card blog material any time soon. I'll have to get to that at some point...

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